Blanketeer 

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer."

Blanketeer by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008

Blanketeer 

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blaneteer."

Blanketeer by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008

Blanketsexual 

Who makes a sexual relationship with a blanket, not required to be attracted to it

He masturbates with a blanket, he's blanketsexual

Blanketsexual by Morad Abdelrasheed June 18, 2020

Basketeering 

v. - This is the act of handing out baskets to children for them to place their personal belongings into while they go swimming at a public pool. Back in the day, (2) girls were hired to do this job for minimum wage, however the job is now terminated. The recent economic downfall was first blamed for these (2) young ladies to lose their professions, but it was eventually determined that this job deserved less than minimum wage, actually no pay at all. Basketeering still occurs today, but it is done by anyone, even the children themselves, which is why stolen property has increased 200% since 2006.

TugBoat: "I'm missing $15 from my basket, i believe somebody stole it."
Larry: "Mergum bought all the other kids $15 worth of soda this morning, i bet it was him, i'll ask."
Mergum: "No, my dad gave me $15 to take my girlfriend out to dinner."
Chrissie: "You're 10 years old, you can't even drive."
Mergum: "You guys suck at basketeering."

Basketeering by HeadPoolieInCharge July 8, 2010

blanketworld 

The excellent state of being completely encompassed in blankets. Needs no real explanation beyond absolute excellence.

I have entered blanketworld, there is no way that I am getting up now.

Due to blanketworld, I am not answering the door.

blanketworld by jemappele December 19, 2009

bracketeering 

The should-be-illegal overuse of brackets in the written word, used by those who feel they cannot adequately convey meaning with standard punctuation.

Hey, whassup? (When i say 'whassup' i mean 'how's it going' rather than 'what's off the floor'). I'm doing good (well, not too bad) and looking forward (actually pretty keen...) to meeting you guys (and girls) soon (ish).

.....some serious bracketeering going on there.

bracketeering by The Ginger Turbine September 5, 2014

blankethead 

an asshole or idiot.
someone who annoys you.

you're such a blankethead.

blankethead by keith dave June 27, 2007