blonkered 

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

bonered up 

(v)To get excited and all fired up over something. To be elated and very emotional over something that has or is going to happend.

Not literally an erection or hard, but more of a figure of speech. However one can literally be have a boner over something because they are that exctited about it.

Mike was all bonered up because he found out the Mets had acquired Carlos Delgado for peanuts from the Marlins.

bonered up by Mike O December 7, 2005

Bunkered 

Being shot point-blank in the sport of paintball.

While that damn newbie Mappopolus was fiddling with his stingray, I straight up bunkered his monkey ass.

Bunkered by Superfly667 March 20, 2003

bonkerdom 

The land a person lives in when they have been (professionally or otherwise) deemed as being bonkers.

My psych wrote a report about me that basically says i live in bonkerdom.

bonkerdom by bentalphanerd August 23, 2009

blonked 

essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.

"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"

blonked by Eddie Y. August 3, 2007

hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.

gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."

hot and bonered by and by June 22, 2010

blonkers 

A form of eyewear.

Similar to blinkers and totally invisible, blonkers are usually worn by car enthusiasts loyal to one particular car manufacturer and model. Not always easy to spot being worn until the wearer starts telling you how much their car weighs, it's power to weight ratio etc. A dead giveaway would be if they tell you how difficult it is to properly tune an NA engine.

"Dude, Honda built the Integra Type-R DC2 as a stripped out road going racer"

"Oh ffs, check out the blonkers on that guy....."

blonkers by w0dge January 1, 2009