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blanketed

When cross with someone, approach them with a blanket from behind. Once close enough, encompass them with said blanket and proceed to pummel them and flee the scene before they realize who has assaulted them.
Bob: *Walking in the parking lot*
Mark: *Persues and throws a blanket over Bob*
Bob: "AoWWW!"
Mark: "Hehe, blanketed!"
by pcaston2 April 4, 2006
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Blanketed

Blanketed are people who think that the world owes them something and/or act like whiny little prats who fear that nobody loves them. Acting "blanketed" they project their "nobody loves me" fear and block themselves from other people and the world.

This block postpones other people to reach to a "blanketed" people because frankly, we don't give a damn about losers.
- The guy barely talked with me tinkering with an iphone all the time!

- Yeah, what a blanketed douche...
by IVorius Aprenicum December 27, 2018
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Un-blanketed

The action in which a male removes the blakets from a female .. Selfishly hogging them and leving her with cold feet .
Hey ! You un-blanketed me you douch bag !
by Chigga1323 December 29, 2013
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Popcorn Sex Blanket

A blanket used for nights or days of marathon sex and or bedroom olympics . When nourishment is need for excessive caloric burn, popcorn is consumed.
You should of seen how many times I made her pop last night, on that popcorn sex blanket.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 6, 2019
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Rock Blanket

A bed covering consisting of fabric enclosed pellets (glass or plastic) to increase the weight on one's body which can increase the level of comfort for some individual's.
The rock blanket helped me to sleep comfortably last night.
by MegaSkiFree March 24, 2022
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Butt blanket

I could barely fit into my butt blanket today.
by The anti-funhugger April 11, 2015
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skank blanket

When a guy wakes up the next morning after a hard night out to find a butt ugly chick curled up next to him.
Hey, did you see that skank blanket spooning Steve last night on the couch.... Yeah dude that was my sister... Oh my bad.
by tinkerbell_1 January 2, 2011
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