blunted 

high as a muthafucka, after smoking a blunt

"Me and my man got blunted"
That cat is blunted!

blunted by ImmaculateMatt March 5, 2003

blunted 

The act of being so stonned you cant talk to anyone about anything.

Dude: You sure you're ok
Me: .......
Dude :?
Me: .....
Dude: Man you're blunted

blunted by bluntedbitch May 30, 2017

blunted 

being under the influence of marijuana after the use of what is called a blunt, or cigar paper filled with bud.

stoner 1: how are you feelin?

stoner 2: man im so blunted.

blunted by stylin rta December 31, 2006

blunted 

verb

1. Although a verb, it is actually the the inability to take action
2. The result of being so high from smoking a blunt you can no longer perform physical activity
3. Associated with the inability to close the jaw and keep eyelids open.

Bob - "Hey can you give me a hand with these dishes?"
Blunted individual - "Whaaaa............ too blunted man"

blunted by kaicrowe September 29, 2011

Blunted 

The feeling that follows smoking a blunt. It usually makes one feel tired, weak, out of energy and like you have been "blunted". A much stronger doped feeling than smoking from a pipe or bong.

Friend: Dude, you wanna play a game of baseball?
Stoner: Nah man, I can barely move, I smoked a fatty blunt a little while ago and i'm blunted.

Blunted by Devilweed February 28, 2008

Blunted 

A term used to express or acknowledge how high on weed (stoned) of either yourself or a friend.

Person 1: Duuude yesterday i got high as fuck on some dank shit and then i ate 2 whole boxes of goldfish crackers and watched flapjack for 5 straight hours

Person 2: Blunted

Blunted by I Chink Im Cool November 29, 2011

Blunted 

A state achieved after smoking excessive amounts of marijuana, resulting in one's movement being noticeably restricted.

"Mate are you OK?"

"Man, I'm so blunted! I hit that bong too hard man!"

Blunted by nicomate! July 29, 2009