bluerection
John had a bluerection when Yatta said that he may conduct foreplay on her and stare at her in any manner but may not have sex with her.
bluerection by Resbyall July 18, 2014
Words you can keep
blerection
When you blush but your dick seems to have a mind of it's own so you also get an erection. Usually very embarrassing and hard to cover up.
blerection by hayden432 November 16, 2014
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blowrection by andrewgay January 14, 2009
bonerection
bonerection by jizzle February 4, 2004
Ballerection
When your balls erect as a result of you doing something crazy, causing you being so nervous that your testicles physically increases.
Bro 1: Hey bro, got this wild ass ballerection today.
Bro 2: No way bro, warrup?
Bro 1: I told Kathleen i want to be more than friends, my balls were as big as watermelons bro.
Bro 2: Sounds like a wild ass ballerection bro, need some ice for that bro?
Bro 1: No thanks bro, i'm good.
Bro 2: No way bro, warrup?
Bro 1: I told Kathleen i want to be more than friends, my balls were as big as watermelons bro.
Bro 2: Sounds like a wild ass ballerection bro, need some ice for that bro?
Bro 1: No thanks bro, i'm good.
Ballerection by ZumaZumarum January 15, 2014
Beerection
The feeling of almost-sexual excitement you get when hearing of a new beer that you sense might just blow your mind.
When Katka told me that my favorite brewery had released a limited edition Double IPA, I got a raging beerection.
Beerection by beerbroChris March 8, 2013
Berection
Berection by Simp Wigga March 12, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026