Baerection

The act upon a male strolling or pacing quickly through a field of dead babies, to which upon he shall state down at his penis and realise 90% of all the blood in his body has rushed to his penis.

“Oi Gilbert, I dare you to walk through this field of dead babies and don’t get a Baerection!”

by Crustybanter994 January 9, 2018

blerection

When you blush but your dick seems to have a mind of it's own so you also get an erection. Usually very embarrassing and hard to cover up.

When Max saw Jessica wink at him he got a blerection

by hayden432 November 16, 2014

Brewrection

When pondering or consuming craft beer gives you an erection

Chris: Hey man. You check out that new bottle shop yet?

Nick: Yeah, but I only lasted in there for a few seconds; I developed a huge brewrection!

by Fighting Amish September 15, 2016

bonerection

hitting an all time high in erections.

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection

by jizzle February 4, 2004

Brairection

When information is so good, it gives you a brain-erection (IE: An amazing fact that touches your very soul).

"Oh my God, Borderlands 2 is coming out next month!"
"The Great Dictator speech just gave me a brairection..."

by Grayl August 29, 2012

belectioner

Someone who loves both One Direction and Just Bieber.

OMG, I'm such a belectioner!

by Ninja belectioner March 19, 2013

Ballrection

The act of ones testicles shriveling up and getting hard due to the cold climate and weather.

Person 1: Dude, I'm getting a Ballrection
Person 2: Hard, tiny nuts?
Person 1: YEAH BRO!

by BobbyBaja December 12, 2009