Ballerection

When your balls erect as a result of you doing something crazy, causing you being so nervous that your testicles physically increases.

Bro 1: Hey bro, got this wild ass ballerection today.

Bro 2: No way bro, warrup?

Bro 1: I told Kathleen i want to be more than friends, my balls were as big as watermelons bro.

Bro 2: Sounds like a wild ass ballerection bro, need some ice for that bro?

Bro 1: No thanks bro, i'm good.

Ballerection by ZumaZumarum January 15, 2014

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blerection

When you blush but your dick seems to have a mind of it's own so you also get an erection. Usually very embarrassing and hard to cover up.

When Max saw Jessica wink at him he got a blerection

blerection by hayden432 November 16, 2014

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Ballerection • Ballrection • Baerection • blerection • bluerection

Ballrection

The act of ones testicles shriveling up and getting hard due to the cold climate and weather.

Person 1: Dude, I'm getting a Ballrection
Person 2: Hard, tiny nuts?
Person 1: YEAH BRO!

Ballrection by BobbyBaja December 12, 2009

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bluerection

(noun) When someone has blue balls and an erection simultaneously.

John had a bluerection when Yatta said that he may conduct foreplay on her and stare at her in any manner but may not have sex with her.

bluerection by Resbyall July 18, 2014

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Baerection

The act upon a male strolling or pacing quickly through a field of dead babies, to which upon he shall state down at his penis and realise 90% of all the blood in his body has rushed to his penis.

“Oi Gilbert, I dare you to walk through this field of dead babies and don’t get a Baerection!”

Baerection by Crustybanter994 January 9, 2018

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

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