Beerection

The feeling of almost-sexual excitement you get when hearing of a new beer that you sense might just blow your mind.

When Katka told me that my favorite brewery had released a limited edition Double IPA, I got a raging beerection.

by beerbroChris March 8, 2013

blerection

When you blush but your dick seems to have a mind of it's own so you also get an erection. Usually very embarrassing and hard to cover up.

When Max saw Jessica wink at him he got a blerection

by hayden432 November 16, 2014

Brewrection

When pondering or consuming craft beer gives you an erection

Chris: Hey man. You check out that new bottle shop yet?

Nick: Yeah, but I only lasted in there for a few seconds; I developed a huge brewrection!

by Fighting Amish September 15, 2016

beerectile dysfunction

After you have too many beers, you suddenly can't get it up.

Dude, they need to invent a pill for beerectile dysfunction!

by potatopandemic July 14, 2010

beercation

To go on a vacation for beer related festivals

Going to Oktoberfest for your vacation is actually a beercation.

by Karpediem June 30, 2008

peerection

when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.

"man, i woke up this morning and had the worst peerection."

by jerry_at_rick February 20, 2010

bonerection

hitting an all time high in erections.

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection

by jizzle February 4, 2004