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blerection

When you blush but your dick seems to have a mind of it's own so you also get an erection. Usually very embarrassing and hard to cover up.
When Max saw Jessica wink at him he got a blerection
blerection by hayden432 November 16, 2014

Brewrection 

When pondering or consuming craft beer gives you an erection
Chris: Hey man. You check out that new bottle shop yet?

Nick: Yeah, but I only lasted in there for a few seconds; I developed a huge brewrection!
Brewrection by Fighting Amish September 15, 2016

beerectile dysfunction 

After you have too many beers, you suddenly can't get it up.
Dude, they need to invent a pill for beerectile dysfunction!

beercation 

To go on a vacation for beer related festivals
Going to Oktoberfest for your vacation is actually a beercation.
beercation by Karpediem June 30, 2008

peerection 

when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.
"man, i woke up this morning and had the worst peerection."
peerection by jerry_at_rick February 20, 2010

bonerection 

man, my boner is so big, No hun that aint no boner, that a bonerection
bonerection by jizzle February 4, 2004