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When the testicles turn blue from not ejaculating when you should.

When I was 14, I was hanging out in my bedroom. I wanted to jerk off so I searched up some porn and started wanking. But then my mom walked in and I was about to cum. I told her that my brother wanted to say something to her (distraction method) and she left. I checked and I had gotten the Blue Screen of Death. I tried restarting the laptop but it didn’t turn on. Then I got the worst case of blue balls ever.

It felt so brutal. I held my balls in pain but it was like they were replaced by sad blue bags of disappointment. It felt like someone cut my dick with a razor blade. I tried wanking again but it was too flaccid, and I was out of lube anyway. I tried to stand up but it hurt to. I shuffled my way to my friend’s house to wank off at since they also had a computer.
When I got there, the little brother kicked my in the balls as a joke. I almost shit myself. I jerked off finally but I needed lube. I used the glue in their cabinet and jerked off. When I finished though, my hand was stuck to my dick. I had grabbed the superglue by mistake while trying to cure my blue balls.
by Well, shit. January 18, 2018
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When that liberal chick who really wanted to fuck you finds out you voted Republican, and takes it out on your erection.
Dude, she had me right at the edge, but saw the Cruz t-shirt in my laundry hamper, walked the fuck out, and left me with the worst case of blue balls.
by MyShariaMoor January 02, 2017
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A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.
Ladies, imagine if you will, that someone is going down on you intensely. You're building up to what will surely be the best orgasm you've ever had. All of a sudden, you're partner stops. You're about to ask what the fuck is going on, when all of a sudden you're partner slams a bowling ball up your vagoo. This is kind of like Blue Balls.
by Venompen September 09, 2009
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the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.

Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
note to all women,

NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls...its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it...well, almost never...
by Sexy Otter January 12, 2004
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