A derogatory term used on the populargaming website GameFAQs; usually used when a poster creates a topic where his or her life story and/or woes/injustices are their main point of the thread. This can be anything from describing in detail a transaction at Gamestop, how their friend stuck a UMD into their PS3, or why their (real or imagined) girlfriend likes Call Of Duty.
eg. "So I'm waiting for the bus for like half an hour becoz I'm going to gamestop to pre-order the new batman game which is awesome becoz the last one was awesome and I dont care what you say and then I'm still waiting btw I hate buses why they so sloooow but anyway I was thinking mayb i should buy da CODmap packs but nah I'll let my gf buy it coz she loves COD and she has a job haha but she gets me chicken nuggets anytime ANYTIME!!!! HAHA but anyway wut do you guys think??" "Dude, blogfaqs..."
Blogjack is a G rated term for blogdick. Blogjack or Blogjacking is to post your comment under the first comment in a blog in an attempt for readers and the blogger to see your comment before reading other comments in the blog.
To cut in line inside of a blog.
To place a comment in a blog under another comment near the top that has nothing to do with the above comment.
Most popular blogs will have a blog jack or blog dick line see Miles Cole's blogs on myspace for a good example.
The feeling you get when you check your blog stats and you see WAY more visitors than you expected.
"Dude, last night I wrote a new blog post about that crazy new action movie. This morning when I checked my stats and saw I had over 2,000 visits, I had a serious blogasm!"
A person who spends their time making people laugh and someone who won't take what they don't like. Amazing artist, caring friend and one of the best friends in the world! She'll make insults compliments and frowns smiles. Go bloo!
Kid: You're stupid, BMNC.
bloomacncheez: Yes, yes I am. You gottaproblem with that?