Blowmance
He thought they'd be together forever after that party, but it turned out to be a short-lived blowmance.
Blowmance by ErikTheViking November 20, 2010
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Blowmance
1. When she says you can't have any unless you give her some romance first, at which point you pull out your beef bazooka and ram it into her corkhole.
2. Pre-emptive, take charge fellatio.
2. Pre-emptive, take charge fellatio.
Not wanting to be touched, she said she had a headache. That's when he grabbed the back of her head and applied some blowmance.
Blowmance by Wyatt Junker October 7, 2009
blowmance
Like a bromance, except in this relationship, one or both of the members are participating in oral sex.
Guy 1: John and I are really good friends. I spent last weekend at his house, it was awesome.
Guy 2: Dude, you guys totally have a blowmance.
Guy 2: Dude, you guys totally have a blowmance.
blowmance by eatyourface97 October 13, 2009
Blowmance
Blowmance A lasting sexual relationship between two men which results from a mutually-fulfilling sexual dalliance, often out of necessity.
Since my wife couldn't have sex anymore, Mike and I helped each other out. Who knew a blowjob could lead to a blowmance?
Blowmance by Christopher Moreau May 9, 2019
Browmance
Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.
“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”
“Maybelline browmance.”
Browmance by AKACroatalin May 22, 2017
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