Blowmance

When your friend gets a blowjob from some girl and thinks that he's in love

He thought they'd be together forever after that party, but it turned out to be a short-lived blowmance.

by ErikTheViking November 20, 2010

blowmance

The long term relationship between a person and cocaine that is very hard to break

The people on Celebrity Rehab almost seem hopeless. They have had such long term blowmances.

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

Blowmance

1. When she says you can't have any unless you give her some romance first, at which point you pull out your beef bazooka and ram it into her corkhole.

2. Pre-emptive, take charge fellatio.

Not wanting to be touched, she said she had a headache. That's when he grabbed the back of her head and applied some blowmance.

by Wyatt Junker October 7, 2009

blowmance

Like a bromance, except in this relationship, one or both of the members are participating in oral sex.

Guy 1: John and I are really good friends. I spent last weekend at his house, it was awesome.
Guy 2: Dude, you guys totally have a blowmance.

by eatyourface97 October 13, 2009

Blowmance

Blowmance A lasting sexual relationship between two men which results from a mutually-fulfilling sexual dalliance, often out of necessity.

Since my wife couldn't have sex anymore, Mike and I helped each other out. Who knew a blowjob could lead to a blowmance?

by Christopher Moreau May 9, 2019

Browmance

Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.

“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”

by AKACroatalin May 22, 2017

Interracial Bromance

A romance existing between two bros of different races.

Matt is white. Anthony is black. They are in an interracial bromance.

by five-six August 14, 2012