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blowmance 

The long term relationship between a person and cocaine that is very hard to break
The people on Celebrity Rehab almost seem hopeless. They have had such long term blowmances.
blowmance by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

Blowmance 

1. When she says you can't have any unless you give her some romance first, at which point you pull out your beef bazooka and ram it into her corkhole.

2. Pre-emptive, take charge fellatio.
Not wanting to be touched, she said she had a headache. That's when he grabbed the back of her head and applied some blowmance.
Blowmance by Wyatt Junker October 7, 2009

blowmance 

Like a bromance, except in this relationship, one or both of the members are participating in oral sex.
Guy 1: John and I are really good friends. I spent last weekend at his house, it was awesome.
Guy 2: Dude, you guys totally have a blowmance.
blowmance by eatyourface97 October 13, 2009

Blowmance 

Blowmance A lasting sexual relationship between two men which results from a mutually-fulfilling sexual dalliance, often out of necessity.
Since my wife couldn't have sex anymore, Mike and I helped each other out. Who knew a blowjob could lead to a blowmance?
Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.
“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”
Browmance by AKACroatalin May 22, 2017

Interracial Bromance 

A romance existing between two bros of different races.
Matt is white. Anthony is black. They are in an interracial bromance.
Interracial Bromance by five-six August 14, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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