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Misleading software benchmarks written by well-meaning but clueless technologists in an attempt to generate traffic to their otherwise uninteresting blog.

Blahger: What do you mean that software was slow and unreliable? I published benchmarks on my blog showing it was *way* faster than everything else.
Victim: Blogmarks more like

Blogmarks by Scaling King March 19, 2011

Words you can keep

Bookmarks Tour

When you procrastinate or delay going to bed by clicking through every favorite and book in your internet browser.

I stayed up til 3 AM last night doing the Bookmarks Tour...

Bookmarks Tour by droctopawn September 17, 2010

blogiarism

Blatent theft of blog contents and/or entries, to be added to any other blog, site or publication without notating the origin or author and without their expressed consent.

To pillage and plunder another's blog.

"Help! I've been blogiarized!"

"I got an F on my blog. The professor said I'd
committed blogiarism."

blogiarism by VixenWitch September 2, 2008

Blogarism

Similiar to the word plagiarism, but instead with blogs. The person could copy the idea, theme or the whole text of the blog. Usually used to increase a person's blog popularity.

Bob: Damn, Pete Wentz just wrote about ponies!! Ill write todays blog on them too!

John: Dude, you're totallying comitting Blogarism!!

Blogarism by rockcrab March 20, 2010

Boobmarks

Saggy bits on your jumper/jacket where a girl with big breasts has worn it.

Girl: Im cold, give me your jumper
Guy: I don't want boobmarks in it

Boobmarks by Rehehelly June 19, 2007

boobmarks

"Do you have any good boobmarked sites for pr0n?"

boobmarks by BloodMatrix February 23, 2005

blogmarch

the blog-specific act of collectively piling on an individual for actions that are contrary to the authors' political beliefs, espcially to portray that person in a negative light while selectively avoiding any sacrifices/contributions they may already have made

See also: frogmarch

Boy, the chickenhawks sure are blogmarching Cindy Sheehan around a lot lately.

blogmarch by Pete VH September 6, 2005

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026