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Definitions by m0r1arty

porn-fugue 

The state of delirium one experiences after too much contact with pornography. Symptoms include imagining porn whilst blinking, hallucinating porn when the mind wanders and hearing moans and/or funk in the eind.
"My girlfriend was away last week as part of her work, jeez I've got the porn-fugue bad. I nearly boiled my eggs dry being distracted by Eugenia Diordiychuk"
porn-fugue by m0r1arty June 30, 2012
Pertaining to the mechanics of blogging and how a few highly valued sources can spread propaganda far without scrutiny.
So Facebook's value rose exponentially immediately after going public? Sheer bloganism at play I reckon.
bloganism by m0r1arty June 12, 2012
A term of endearment which refers to people with mostly white and pink skin colouring.

Named loosely after the French nut and honey confectionery which was adapted by Barratts' into a wrapped sweet.

It's origins lie in the reclamation of pigment equality and the removal of white guilt for the injustices of the hegemonic elite of yesteryear.

It is a cultural badge of peace and only represents those without prejudice towards others skin tones.
A man sees a Caucasian man he is friends with and says "What's up my nougat?"

V Tags are all antonyms V
Nougat by m0r1arty June 22, 2011

Gutterance 

n.- Low growly noises made to express utter disdain with another person's very existence (Source - Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!)
If Hey Steve shows up I don't want to be held accountable for whatever gutterance I will undoubtedly make.
Gutterance by m0r1arty September 11, 2009
Shortened version of 'Outside of' which originated in Scotland as 'Ootwith'. Being a principle word of self-referential encoding it doesn't appear in any 'English' dictionary as it would no longer be 'Outwith' it anymore.
I'm sorry Madam, programming a neuromate robot to alter the 5HT3 update in the Dorsel Horn of the Hippocampus is outwith my knowledge as a plumber.
Outwith by m0r1arty August 20, 2009

Gutstain 

A mark made upon the skin of one's abdominal region - Usually from pig fat but potentially from anything.
Yeah I was eating a bacon butty when a huge glob of grease fell of and landed on my stomach a gutstain appeared on my tummy thereafter.
Gutstain by m0r1arty May 14, 2009
To disappear without any prior warning.
Q. Where's Lord Lucan?

A. He's done an Andy
andy by m0r1arty July 16, 2008