m0r1arty's definitions

eggbaskefy

To act as if a foregone conclusion is in motion without any evidence so suggest so (etymology: 'Don't put all your eggs in one basket')

The interview went really well, but I'm not going to eggbaskefy it!!

by m0r1arty June 5, 2005

Edinburger

Someone from Edinburgh in Scotland within the UK. Not from the Leith area though. Usually used as an attack on someone - due to the lack of Scots that live in Edinburgh.

See that twunt over there, he's an Edinburger, gets the train here from Edinburgh everyday.

by m0r1arty April 4, 2005

porn-fugue

The state of delirium one experiences after too much contact with pornography. Symptoms include imagining porn whilst blinking, hallucinating porn when the mind wanders and hearing moans and/or funk in the eind.

"My girlfriend was away last week as part of her work, jeez I've got the porn-fugue bad. I nearly boiled my eggs dry being distracted by Eugenia Diordiychuk"

by m0r1arty June 30, 2012

dahling

A term of faux endearment said from one person to another. Usually said either because the person saying it does not know who they are talking to or used to fit into a certain social group. Usually associated with media types.

This word has been banned from the National Opera House in London due to its overuse.

Person A -"Dahling, that was simply magical, we must do lunch and work together on something for the near future!"

Person B -"Of course, I simply love your work dahling, we would compliment each other as the day follows night"

Years later...Nothing comes to pass of it.

by m0r1arty November 23, 2006

gallus

The sense of aroggance and style shown when attempting a social climbing feat

"See him? he thinks he's pure gallus"

by m0r1arty May 31, 2005

bloganism

Pertaining to the mechanics of blogging and how a few highly valued sources can spread propaganda far without scrutiny.

So Facebook's value rose exponentially immediately after going public? Sheer bloganism at play I reckon.

by m0r1arty June 12, 2012

Outwith

Shortened version of 'Outside of' which originated in Scotland as 'Ootwith'. Being a principle word of self-referential encoding it doesn't appear in any 'English' dictionary as it would no longer be 'Outwith' it anymore.

I'm sorry Madam, programming a neuromate robot to alter the 5HT3 update in the Dorsel Horn of the Hippocampus is outwith my knowledge as a plumber.

by m0r1arty August 20, 2009