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A mark made upon the skin of one's abdominal region - Usually from pig fat but potentially from anything.
Yeah I was eating a bacon butty when a huge glob of grease fell of and landed on my stomach a gutstain appeared on my tummy thereafter.
by m0r1arty May 14, 2009
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by m0r1arty June 5, 2005
Get the eggbaskefy mug.A past term verb indicating when something was jumped over. Used candidly now to refer to TV series, films and celebrities last finest moment. (Eytm - Jump The Shark circa 1995)
I think the TV show Enterprise jamp at the opening credits.
Cruise jamp when he dumped Kidman.
It's a shame the Fonz jamp that shark.
Cruise jamp when he dumped Kidman.
It's a shame the Fonz jamp that shark.
by m0r1arty June 11, 2006
Get the Jamp mug.The state of delirium one experiences after too much contact with pornography. Symptoms include imagining porn whilst blinking, hallucinating porn when the mind wanders and hearing moans and/or funk in the eind.
"My girlfriend was away last week as part of her work, jeez I've got the porn-fugue bad. I nearly boiled my eggs dry being distracted by Eugenia Diordiychuk"
by m0r1arty June 30, 2012
Get the porn-fugue mug.A term of faux endearment said from one person to another. Usually said either because the person saying it does not know who they are talking to or used to fit into a certain social group. Usually associated with media types.
This word has been banned from the National Opera House in London due to its overuse.
This word has been banned from the National Opera House in London due to its overuse.
Person A -"Dahling, that was simply magical, we must do lunch and work together on something for the near future!"
Person B -"Of course, I simply love your work dahling, we would compliment each other as the day follows night"
Years later...Nothing comes to pass of it.
Person B -"Of course, I simply love your work dahling, we would compliment each other as the day follows night"
Years later...Nothing comes to pass of it.
by m0r1arty November 23, 2006
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Get the gallus mug.n.- Low growly noises made to express utter disdain with another person's very existence (Source - Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!)
If Hey Steve shows up I don't want to be held accountable for whatever gutterance I will undoubtedly make.
by m0r1arty September 11, 2009
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