The state of delirium one experiences after too much contact with pornography. Symptoms include imagining porn whilst blinking, hallucinating porn when the mind wanders and hearing moans and/or funk in the eind.
"My girlfriend was away last week as part of her work, jeez I've got the porn-fugue bad. I nearly boiled my eggs dry being distracted by Eugenia Diordiychuk"
by m0r1arty June 30, 2012
Get the porn-fuguemug. by m0r1arty May 31, 2005
Get the gallusmug. A term of faux endearment said from one person to another. Usually said either because the person saying it does not know who they are talking to or used to fit into a certain social group. Usually associated with media types.
This word has been banned from the National Opera House in London due to its overuse.
This word has been banned from the National Opera House in London due to its overuse.
Person A -"Dahling, that was simply magical, we must do lunch and work together on something for the near future!"
Person B -"Of course, I simply love your work dahling, we would compliment each other as the day follows night"
Years later...Nothing comes to pass of it.
Person B -"Of course, I simply love your work dahling, we would compliment each other as the day follows night"
Years later...Nothing comes to pass of it.
by m0r1arty November 23, 2006
Get the dahlingmug. n.- Low growly noises made to express utter disdain with another person's very existence (Source - Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!)
If Hey Steve shows up I don't want to be held accountable for whatever gutterance I will undoubtedly make.
by m0r1arty September 11, 2009
Get the Gutterancemug. Similar to a "red herring" a "warm towel" is a ruse to distract someones attention.
Etymology: From an environmental movement called Tidowave's events. It is recommended to members that a warm towel be brought - this implies, without stating, that Direct Action will be in effect at the event.
Etymology: From an environmental movement called Tidowave's events. It is recommended to members that a warm towel be brought - this implies, without stating, that Direct Action will be in effect at the event.
Margaret: "Did you find Randy or find out what happened to Teddy?"
Jamie: "Nah, it was a warm towel."
Jamie: "Nah, it was a warm towel."
by m0r1arty January 4, 2008
Get the warm towelmug. To read with great haste yet retain all information, sentence structure and relevance.
Derived from the main character in the film Short Circuit
Derived from the main character in the film Short Circuit
by m0r1arty April 6, 2006
Get the johnny fived itmug. by m0r1arty July 16, 2008
Get the andymug.