Job

A now extinct form of making other people wealthy. b. Industrial Revolution d. 2008.

Times have changed and now entire countries are being bankrupted for this purpose.
Have you got a job yet?

*sounds of scorn, mockery and derision*
by HR_Advisory January 03, 2012
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1. A "job" refers to productive labors that fulfill a necessary societal role, provide the individual with a sense of self-worth, and often a livelihood. Jobs are subject matter for reflection upon the blessings and bounty with which we are all provided.

2. A "job" is fundamental human bondage that wastes time and resources in tasks that would more wisely not be done at all. It degrades self-worth, creates anger and hatred, sometimes enough to cause violence and crime, and endangers the life and health of the bystander and of the "employed".
I love my job! It makes me feel needed. I'll save up for a place of my own, then, maybe, you know, buy her the ring. :D
Yeah, I got a job alright! The 'trainer' put me on a line, wouldn't give me safety equipment, doesn't answer my questions, and calls me names a lot. He said the plant is just there to lose money. I walked out.
by Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood November 26, 2010
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1.What you wish you had right now, instead of looking up definitions of it.

2 It's also another term for soul taker, similar to marriage.

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Tom: Wanna here a cat joke.
Rolf: No, im trying to fill out applications for a job.
Tom: LOL, just kitten.
by Lucrece July 08, 2012
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Some of them are easy but fewer of them are easier than sitting in a chair and being a slut.
Hym "Get a job! You hobo! With your pan handling ass. Get outta here!!!"
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by Hym Iam February 07, 2023
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'Job' is somewhat of an abbreviation of the phrase "good/great job"

It's a great alternative for encouragement during practically anything competitive.
Wing defense: Job girls, great goal!
Wing attack: Stfu bro you're literally WD.

*two minutes later*
Wing attack: JOB! LETS KEEP IT UP!
Wing defense: bruh...I LITERALLY JUST SAID THAT.
by gymbro6969 April 25, 2022
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A Word used to Decribe Hard Work
Ahhh this Life is such a Job
by Tom Bambridge March 03, 2008
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I need a job. I ain't got one.
by Yenson December 03, 2003
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