Blogasm

The feeling you get when you check your blog stats and you see WAY more visitors than you expected.

"Dude, last night I wrote a new blog post about that crazy new action movie. This morning when I checked my stats and saw I had over 2,000 visits, I had a serious blogasm!"

by Juan Santini October 28, 2008

Blogasm

Orgasming to an erotic blog.

Guy 1: yo, you read kayly's blog yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy 1: dude, it's sooo freaking hot. I couldn't control my urge, I forced a blogasm on myself.
Guy 2: NICE!! im'a go home and read it too!
Assistant principal: Wow, i know what your talking about. I blogasmed three times last time to the very same article. IT'S SOOOO EROTIC!!!!!
Guy 2: never mind...

by Matthias Azamer January 18, 2007

blogamy

the custom or condition of having a marital relationship strictly confined to the blogosphere. People in a blogamous relationship may or may not be married to others in real life.

Sharon, a single woman in her 20's, fell in love with David after reading his blog and soon they began corresponding through email and also commenting on each others' blogs. What started off as online mutual admiration society became increasingly flirtateous and later serious.

In the end, they decided not to meet in person after all for fear of ruining the ideal images of each other which they had cultivated through blogging. Instead, David posted an e-proposal, and Sharon enthusiastically accepted. Three months later, they held a blogamous (adjective of blogamy) wedding, and continued to live physically apart from each other, but yet happily together in the blogosphere ever after.

by profnachos September 14, 2006

Blowgasm

An over the top excellent male orgasm carried out by having one's cock sucked by another person in a thrilling inconspicuous location, or under unusual or daring circumstances.

Jill gave Jack the best Blowgasm ever in his VW on Route 66. He couldn't keep his eyes open as he came. She was so surprised at the intensity of his orgasm, that she coughed and much of his cum dripped into the cup holder.

by 22guy April 20, 2009

blogsmack

Using a blog to broadcast something slanderous, disrespectful, scandalous or embarrassing about someone.

The President was blogsmacked around the internet today, with left-wing bloggers having a field day with his latest antics in the Oval Office.

She got fired when she was blogsmacked by a disgruntled former employee who decided to write about her prior convictions on his blog.

by Trish Smith November 11, 2005

brogasm

The feeling you get when you are with, or are thinking about, a large number of bros at one time. Or doing a number of extremely fratty, quasi-gay acts. When a culmination of broments arouse you to the point of a brogasm.

I just had the biggest brogasm after we all took our shirts off, sang the lyrics to 'Pour Some Sugar On Me', and chest bumped each other.

by Urban Dictionary June 1, 2007

boogasm

(noun): the extreme sense of joy/relief/wonder when during what seems like an ordinary nose-picking, one produces not only a booger, but one attached to a white or clear string of "pre-booger" mucus. Many boogasms will produce a "tail" approximately 3 inches (7.6 cm) long. Most boogasms occur during cold season, in dry climates (Phoenix), or during long air-conditioned car rides. NOTE: If your boogasm tail has blood or hair in it, this is considered good luck.

Yo man! I thought I had a grip of snot rockets in my nose but it turned out to be one long one with a tail. Best boogasm ever! I tried to show it to my boo but she got all grossed-out.

by MC Superbear June 2, 2011