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Blogjack 

Blogjack is a G rated term for blogdick. Blogjack or Blogjacking is to post your comment under the first comment in a blog in an attempt for readers and the blogger to see your comment before reading other comments in the blog.

To cut in line inside of a blog.

To place a comment in a blog under another comment near the top that has nothing to do with the above comment.

Most popular blogs will have a blog jack or blog dick line see Miles Cole's blogs on myspace for a good example.
BlogJack line starts here

Blog jacking is allowed on some blogs but not on others.

"Mind if I blogjack?"
Blogjack by Miles Cole November 5, 2009
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blogjack 

Occurs when two or more people hold a conversation in the comments of another person's blog. Usually the conversation has little or nothing to do with the topic of the blog.
Originates from the term carjack.
OMG I have been blogjacked!!
blogjack by murgatroid May 18, 2007

Blogjack 

When someone steals an idea from one persons blog and puts it on their own.
I blogjacked this from Leslie's site because it was really cool.
Blogjack by NucmedisHot August 17, 2008

blowjack 

The act of stealing a blowjob, either in-process or out.
Damn, did you see how fast tim can blowjack, he got that dude over there well.

or

Josh just blowjacked jason good.
blowjack by nimblejack August 26, 2009

Blowjack 

Receiving a blow job and getting jacked off simultaneously.
He specializes in blowjacks. He's good with his hands AND mouth.
Blowjack by yourbffbrett April 2, 2009

Bogjacked 

Verb - Entering a toilet cubical to find that the previous occupant had abused the facilities in such a way that you gag and reassess your need to use said toilet
"You know you are gonna get bogjacked by someone who had a prawn vindaloo and loads of guiness last night!"
Bogjacked by Thebouy February 4, 2010

blowjacker

A form of verbal disdain for someone
who performs oral sex .
I did not have sexual relations with
that woman - She was just a blowjacker ! .
blowjacker by E - FUMBLER January 10, 2009
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