blitzcreak

To expell rectal fumes on another person anywhere between 6 to 12 inches from your anal cavitie with the intent to cause harm to the sences of the attacked party member.

Niko cant breath, becuase he was just blitzcreak by tony

by Martha stewart room June 6, 2009

johnny blitzcreak

Cold, chilly, freezing
(Not to be confused with johnny blitzberg)

It's bare johnny blitzcreak today innit' bruv

by Baddaman January 14, 2008

blitzcrank

the most utterly Jewish, broken champ in league of legends.

teemo:"Oh fuck i just got blitz grabbed."

Announcer: "an ally has been slained"

Teemo: "fuck you blitz."

Blitzcrank: "trolololol"

by Blitzcrank 4 life November 7, 2013

blitzcrap

the sudden onset of severe diarrhea

Jimmy experienced blitzcrap after his friend slipped laxatives into his drink.

by Rayman the Canadian June 26, 2008

Best Blitzcrank NA

The act of choosing to play Blitzcrank in the game LOL and then not hitting a single pull until 20 minutes and killing their ADC, all while trashing his ADC saying they suck ass at ADC.

Man Josh, you're the best Blitzcrank Na.

by Isadadasdwdas November 1, 2016

blitzcrack

When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière

In a blitzcrack, bobby slid the charger full of crack through his asscrack & up his asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021

BlitzCraigD

To be beaten by Craig without prior awareness of his talents.

By the time James realized he had been BlitzCraigD, the damage had been done.

by LT BooGore July 22, 2019