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blitzcrack 

When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière
In a blitzcrack, bobby slid the charger full of crack through his asscrack & up his asshole
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blitzcrank 

the most utterly Jewish, broken champ in league of legends.
teemo:"Oh fuck i just got blitz grabbed."

Announcer: "an ally has been slained"

Teemo: "fuck you blitz."

Blitzcrank: "trolololol"
blitzcrank by Blitzcrank 4 life November 7, 2013

blitzcrap 

the sudden onset of severe diarrhea
Jimmy experienced blitzcrap after his friend slipped laxatives into his drink.

Best Blitzcrank NA 

The act of choosing to play Blitzcrank in the game LOL and then not hitting a single pull until 20 minutes and killing their ADC, all while trashing his ADC saying they suck ass at ADC.

bizcrackle

A word used io descibe frustration. To be used in conjunction with words such as "shizzle" and "kerplizzle"
I just blew my load! Bizcrackle!
bizcrackle by connor nielsen January 13, 2004

BlitzBlackStar 

Big shlong Black Canadian who flies lego helis and doesnt do crack (yet)
Oh thats blitzblackstar, He has a bbc ; )

BlitzCraigD 

To be beaten by Craig without prior awareness of his talents.
By the time James realized he had been BlitzCraigD, the damage had been done.
BlitzCraigD by LT BooGore July 22, 2019