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blitzcrank 

the most utterly Jewish, broken champ in league of legends.
teemo:"Oh fuck i just got blitz grabbed."

Announcer: "an ally has been slained"

Teemo: "fuck you blitz."

Blitzcrank: "trolololol"
blitzcrank by Blitzcrank 4 life November 7, 2013

Blitzcringe 

Opposite of Blitzkrieg
A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss of attacking military personel and military tech in the beginning of the campaign. Which keeps mounting while your enemies completely trash your army and your state's reputation phisically and morally.
Putin: “How goes my victorious Blitzkrieg?”
Shoigu: “It’s been a Blitzcringe since the beginning.”
Blitzcringe by Eugene Walles May 9, 2022

blitzkreig 

German for "lightning war", tactic used by the Nazis to conquer Europe from 1936 to 1940.
Lots of planes, lots of tanks, lots of troops. Ah, the blitzkreig.
blitzkreig by Shawn E. June 24, 2003

blitzcrap 

the sudden onset of severe diarrhea
Jimmy experienced blitzcrap after his friend slipped laxatives into his drink.

Best Blitzcrank NA 

The act of choosing to play Blitzcrank in the game LOL and then not hitting a single pull until 20 minutes and killing their ADC, all while trashing his ADC saying they suck ass at ADC.
Man Josh, you're the best Blitzcrank Na.
Best Blitzcrank NA by Isadadasdwdas November 1, 2016

blitzcrack 

When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière
In a blitzcrack, bobby slid the charger full of crack through his asscrack & up his asshole
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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