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A johnny or johny is a term used to describe a condom.
I will only let you dip your stick if you use a johnny.
by muffindamule October 05, 2006
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A euphemism for β€œkill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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"Johnny" is a codeword used whenever you're doing something you're not supposed to be, and there are teachers/police around that your colleagues need to be informed of. Rather than shouting "Teacher!" or "the cops!", shout "Johnny", and the afore mentioned authorities will not be drawn to the scene, giving your friends enough time to resume lawfulness.
"We're gonna beat this poor kid up. Who's on Johnny watch?"
"I'll look out for Johnnies for ya."
"No, you're the kid we're gonna beat up."
"Oh. Damn."
by Jimbo McGee April 09, 2006
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Johnny is the most tender and kindhearted guy you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. He is loyal, sweet, compassionate and super fun! He sticks by those he loves through thick and thin. if you have a Johnny in your life, hold onto him.

Johnny wants to make others feel better and never wants to see his loves ones upset. no one could be deserving of his friendship, but they have it because he loves unconditionally.
person: man that kid Johnny is great!
Bush: yeah, that's my bestie :)
by HUNGY BOI'S FRIEND BUSH August 31, 2020
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Street name for Gabapentin, shit to give you an effect similar to opioids
β€œYooo bro I was so fucked up on 10 johnnies last night, was walking around like a penguin
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Happiest and most sexiest person living right on this planet with us.
Johnny is a cool man
by TopSuperior21 January 10, 2021
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