To read/scan through a chapter or article (usually something uninteresting and necessary) as fast as possible to get it out of the way or used by those who are happy with the bare minimum of information from what they read.
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Derive from the German word "Blitzkrieg" which means lightning war, blitzkrap is the act of lightning shitting. This is to take a dump in as little time as possible, pushing as hard as you can to get it out. Can be used when short of time but you're starting to turtle head. Warning: Blitzkrap is an art. Know your limits and don't push to hard or you'll blow your o ring
"Dude we gotta go the candy shop closes in 5 minutes"
"Okay give me one second and I'll take a blitzkrap."
Dick was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. Embarassed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, Dick blitzkrapped and got back to his date.
"Okay give me one second and I'll take a blitzkrap."
Dick was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. Embarassed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, Dick blitzkrapped and got back to his date.
by The Dude February 4, 2005
Get the Blitzkrap mug.The act of quickly moving your hand on an intercept course with the genitals of a nearby member of the opposite sex. The swift act of aggression is named for it's inspiration, Hitler's "lightning war" on Poland. Here, the hands are the Panzer division, whilst the genitalia are poor, helpless Poland. Poor, poor Polacks.
Holy Shit, man! Your Blitzkreig just went through that emo chick! Don't blitz such frail, frail, frail, crying people in the future! Don't touch the emos!
by Hitler April 1, 2005
Get the Blitzkreig mug.Taking your girl into a bedroom at a party to have sex and find there is a passed out girl on the bed. You and your girl fuck beside her and when you are about to cum you pull out and shoot it on the face of the unconscious girl then quickly leave.
Man, me and that girl we went into that bedroom for a quickie and there was a drunk girl passed out on the bed.
What did you do?
We fucked anyway then I gave the drunk girl a blitzkreig!
What did you do?
We fucked anyway then I gave the drunk girl a blitzkreig!
by Nitro in the 804 July 27, 2009
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I'm on that good Kush and alcohol. That shits got me blitzered.
I'm on that good Kush and alcohol. That shits got me blitzered.
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