blitzcraig

(adj.) • blitzcraig — to get severely intoxicated in an instant but then act like a total douche //

see also: blitzcraiging, blitzcraiged

“Greg! I invited Dave to come get down at Tre’s shindig tonight. He mentioned Craig would be there but reminded him not to start blitzcraiging.”

by amicusknox August 18, 2023

blitzcrank

the most utterly Jewish, broken champ in league of legends.

teemo:"Oh fuck i just got blitz grabbed."

Announcer: "an ally has been slained"

Teemo: "fuck you blitz."

Blitzcrank: "trolololol"

by Blitzcrank 4 life November 7, 2013

Blitzcringe

Opposite of Blitzkrieg
A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss of attacking military personel and military tech in the beginning of the campaign. Which keeps mounting while your enemies completely trash your army and your state's reputation phisically and morally.

Putin: “How goes my victorious Blitzkrieg?”
Shoigu: “It’s been a Blitzcringe since the beginning.”

by Eugene Walles May 9, 2022

blitzkreig

German for "lightning war", tactic used by the Nazis to conquer Europe from 1936 to 1940.

Lots of planes, lots of tanks, lots of troops. Ah, the blitzkreig.

by Shawn E. June 24, 2003

blitzcrap

the sudden onset of severe diarrhea

Jimmy experienced blitzcrap after his friend slipped laxatives into his drink.

by Rayman the Canadian June 26, 2008

Best Blitzcrank NA

The act of choosing to play Blitzcrank in the game LOL and then not hitting a single pull until 20 minutes and killing their ADC, all while trashing his ADC saying they suck ass at ADC.

Man Josh, you're the best Blitzcrank Na.

by Isadadasdwdas November 1, 2016

blitzcrack

When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière

In a blitzcrack, bobby slid the charger full of crack through his asscrack & up his asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021