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blitzcrank 

the most utterly Jewish, broken champ in league of legends.
teemo:"Oh fuck i just got blitz grabbed."

Announcer: "an ally has been slained"

Teemo: "fuck you blitz."

Blitzcrank: "trolololol"
blitzcrank by Blitzcrank 4 life November 7, 2013
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Blitzcrank 

League's most Badass Champion!
He just grabbs your nice Booty and rapes you after.
Have fun!
Fist me daddy Blitzcrank!
Blitzcrank by SwipeeZ February 23, 2018

Best Blitzcrank NA 

The act of choosing to play Blitzcrank in the game LOL and then not hitting a single pull until 20 minutes and killing their ADC, all while trashing his ADC saying they suck ass at ADC.
Man Josh, you're the best Blitzcrank Na.
Best Blitzcrank NA by Isadadasdwdas November 1, 2016

Blitzcringe 

Opposite of Blitzkrieg
A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss of attacking military personel and military tech in the beginning of the campaign. Which keeps mounting while your enemies completely trash your army and your state's reputation phisically and morally.
Putin: “How goes my victorious Blitzkrieg?”
Shoigu: “It’s been a Blitzcringe since the beginning.”
Blitzcringe by Eugene Walles May 9, 2022

blitzcrap 

the sudden onset of severe diarrhea
Jimmy experienced blitzcrap after his friend slipped laxatives into his drink.

blitzcrack 

When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière
In a blitzcrack, bobby slid the charger full of crack through his asscrack & up his asshole

BlitzCraigD 

To be beaten by Craig without prior awareness of his talents.
By the time James realized he had been BlitzCraigD, the damage had been done.
BlitzCraigD by LT BooGore July 22, 2019
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