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German for "lightning war", tactic used by the Nazis to conquer Europe from 1936 to 1940.
Lots of planes, lots of tanks, lots of troops. Ah, the blitzkreig.
by Shawn E. June 24, 2003
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The act of quickly moving your hand on an intercept course with the genitals of a nearby member of the opposite sex. The swift act of aggression is named for it's inspiration, Hitler's "lightning war" on Poland. Here, the hands are the Panzer division, whilst the genitalia are poor, helpless Poland. Poor, poor Polacks.
Holy Shit, man! Your Blitzkreig just went through that emo chick! Don't blitz such frail, frail, frail, crying people in the future! Don't touch the emos!
by Hitler April 01, 2005
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Taking your girl into a bedroom at a party to have sex and find there is a passed out girl on the bed. You and your girl fuck beside her and when you are about to cum you pull out and shoot it on the face of the unconscious girl then quickly leave.
Man, me and that girl we went into that bedroom for a quickie and there was a drunk girl passed out on the bed.

What did you do?

We fucked anyway then I gave the drunk girl a blitzkreig!
by Nitro in the 804 July 27, 2009
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To rub one out into one's own hand, then to run at one's partner from the other room, and to throw thy sauce into the crotch of thy partner.
"The Germans are cumming!!!"
by David Hasselhoff April 23, 2005
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