44 definitions by Shawn E.

dodgeball

badass sport being banned by schools for the crime of teaching survival skills

Dorks and the fat have their place, and it isn't on a dodgeball field.

by Shawn E. May 3, 2003

KaZaA

ad and spyware

Quit whining and use Kazaa Lite if you don't want spyware. I swear, you moan and groan about spyware but don't do anything about it. Don't use Kazaa. Use Kazaa Lite.

by Shawn E. June 11, 2003

newspeak

Language introduced in George Orwell's classic, 1984.

Oldthink is crimethink. Doublethink is goodthink. Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc.

by Shawn E. June 19, 2003

Optimum Prime

a Transformer not to be confused with OPTIMUS Prime

Jackass.

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

canada

country that busted its' ass to raise troops in both world wars, supply universal health care, and somehow remain statistically the safest country on Earth to live in.

Canada is a great country and I plan on moving there as soon as I can.

by Shawn E. June 24, 2003

Pittsburgh Perm

Yet another mullet synonym. If you don't know what a mullet is, you have no business living in the Western Hemisphere.

Good God, look at Steve! He's gone beyond the Missouri Compromise and grown a Pittsburgh Perm

by Shawn E. April 14, 2003

Fast and the Furious

movie I'll watch but never buy or rent with my own money.

The movie's alright as long as you're watching for free so you don't have to beat yourself up over the transparent plot.

by Shawn E. June 24, 2003