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Opposite of Blitzkrieg
A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss of attacking military personel and military tech in the beginning of the campaign. Which keeps mounting while your enemies completely trash your army and your state's reputation phisically and morally.

Putin: “How goes my victorious Blitzkrieg?”
Shoigu: “It’s been a Blitzcringe since the beginning.”

Blitzcringe by Eugene Walles May 9, 2022

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Blitzkrieged

Getting absolutely shit blasted drunk, hindering the ability of any rational cognition.

Dude, you got blitzkrieged last night... you took a shit in a McDonald's bag and tried to make us eat it. When we wouldn't, you fucking smeared it on your face.

Blitzkrieged by Skelly T Michaels February 19, 2010

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Blitzkrieger

A guy who sucks alot of cock who plays world of tanks, also rages alot. Plus he moves from clan to clan like a hooker who's offered smack. Gross

"Man, Blitzkrieger is fucking awful. I hope he shoves a cock into his own ass from his collection of devestator 5000 dildos."

Blitzkrieger by Mr. Extreme March 9, 2015

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Blitzkrieged

A state one enters when one has consumed a great amount of marijuana and is beginning to lose control of cognitive functions.

Dan: ABOOOOOWOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAA!
Everyone: What the fucks up with Dan?
Simon: Don't mind Dan, he just smoked five blunts and is extremely blitzkrieged.

Blitzkrieged by Smnortaculos March 7, 2008

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blitzkrieged

The state of total drunkenness. Also known as hammered and shit-housed.

Man, did you see Todd at that party last night? He was completely blitzkrieged.

blitzkrieged by JohnKlux August 27, 2006

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blitzkrieged

to be really high to the point of not being able to think

Damn dude, I am blitzkrieged, wha??

blitzkrieged by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

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Blitzwinger

The Big Bad Blitwinger

Yes sir Blitzwinger

Blitzwinger by Emernoterald December 19, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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