Blitzcringe

Opposite of Blitzkrieg
A poorly-organized military campaign or war that results in minimal or no gain at extraordinary loss of attacking military personel and military tech in the beginning of the campaign. Which keeps mounting while your enemies completely trash your army and your state's reputation phisically and morally.

Putin: “How goes my victorious Blitzkrieg?”
Shoigu: “It’s been a Blitzcringe since the beginning.”

by Eugene Walles May 9, 2022

Blitzkrieged

Getting absolutely shit blasted drunk, hindering the ability of any rational cognition.

Dude, you got blitzkrieged last night... you took a shit in a McDonald's bag and tried to make us eat it. When we wouldn't, you fucking smeared it on your face.

by Skelly T Michaels February 19, 2010

Blitzkrieger

A guy who sucks alot of cock who plays world of tanks, also rages alot. Plus he moves from clan to clan like a hooker who's offered smack. Gross

"Man, Blitzkrieger is fucking awful. I hope he shoves a cock into his own ass from his collection of devestator 5000 dildos."

by Mr. Extreme March 9, 2015

Blitzkrieged

A state one enters when one has consumed a great amount of marijuana and is beginning to lose control of cognitive functions.

Dan: ABOOOOOWOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAA!
Everyone: What the fucks up with Dan?
Simon: Don't mind Dan, he just smoked five blunts and is extremely blitzkrieged.

by Smnortaculos March 7, 2008

blitzkrieged

The state of total drunkenness. Also known as hammered and shit-housed.

Man, did you see Todd at that party last night? He was completely blitzkrieged.

by JohnKlux August 27, 2006

blitzkrieged

to be really high to the point of not being able to think

Damn dude, I am blitzkrieged, wha??

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

Blitzwinger

The Big Bad Blitwinger

Yes sir Blitzwinger

by Emernoterald December 19, 2020