beyism

the religious belief that beyonce is a god that came done to give us pleasure with her beautiful voice, and that when her mission is complete she will ascend to her thrown of gold

"James, im officially converting my religion to beyism, all hail Beyonce"

by k.a31 April 11, 2015

Beyism

A term coined by Parker Oilar (best known for founding Red&Blue&Vyond Studios) in late-2018. Named after a surreal YouTuber syahden bey (Who was known for his style of videos which inspired the style), It takes kids' media or logos from the mid-80s to the mid-2010s, and either replaces text (commonly every letter of the text) or objects in it with images of characters from kids' media or screenshots from said shows. The style of videos often contain a common effect found in Vegas Pro and Movie Maker called "Threshold". Syahden's style of videos inspired a user called "Phan Hoang Heip Productions" to do a similar one with Panzoid or Scratch, using Characters from non-Disney media, like MGM or Cartoon Network, Animaniacs screenshots (notably the famous song "Countries of the World" or pictures taken across Vietnam and the Vietnamese game show "The Kids Are Alright" rather than images from kids' media.

Beyism, so weird and humorus.

by ParkerOilar September 4, 2022

the beysment

The basement owned by Beyonce, frequently commented on Stan Twitter videos. The name of Beyonce's basement, where she is keeping Sia hostage, and her only way of survival is eating and communicating with the rats

"Sia trying to use morse code to communicate with the rats in the beysment"

by Swifticles July 26, 2021

sia in beyonce's beysment

sia wrote in an article about how she helped beyonce in writing songs for her new album, and she kinda said something like beyonce used to come and check up on her in the room where she was writing songs and help her with it. but the netizens made a meme out of this statement saying beyonce locked sia in her basement. it started with brazilian twitter community but then it rose to fame and stan twitter made it more popular. thats it. i cant believe i have an exam tomorrow and im writing this. anyways glad to help lol.

sia in beyonce's beysment ,she kidnapped her.

by hahahah11 January 28, 2022

Bedism

One worships their bed as if it was a "God".

P1: religion? Like catholic? Atheist? Christian?
P2:yeah, but bedism. My religion is bedism.
P1:mine is Buddhism.
P2:would you be interested in talking about my lords and saviors mattress, sheets, pillows, and blankets?

by Hawaiianlover12 May 15, 2018

Begism

A religion for those who care not only about people but about objects. Their holy saying, Baymen, which is equivalent to what many know of as Amen. Although you may think it is some kind of joke, it is very much real. Their population growing everyday, currently at a little over 35 members they are welcoming all! You can be a begist and still remain what religion you currently hold. To learn more go to @the_religion_begism on instagram.

guy- have you heard of the religion begism?
girl- yea its awesome! I converted a few months ago

guy- yea you should follow their instagram @the_religion_begism
girl- already done, baymen!

by begungandbegunjthelords January 26, 2019

Benism

n. a definition where one describes something using the same word, but in a different context.

From the popular meme "Sage Advice Ben"

Some examples:
"Brilliance is a sign of brilliance"
"Butt-sex is the butt-sex of sex"

A conversation:

Jim: Dude, don't cry!
Dave: I know, I look weak.
Jim: And as we know, weakness is a sign of weakness.
Dave: Such a Benism. *sob*

by epausti March 15, 2013