Begism 

A religion for those who care not only about people but about objects. Their holy saying, Baymen, which is equivalent to what many know of as Amen. Although you may think it is some kind of joke, it is very much real. Their population growing everyday, currently at a little over 35 members they are welcoming all! You can be a begist and still remain what religion you currently hold. To learn more go to @the_religion_begism on instagram.

guy- have you heard of the religion begism?
girl- yea its awesome! I converted a few months ago

guy- yea you should follow their instagram @the_religion_begism
girl- already done, baymen!

Begism by begungandbegunjthelords January 26, 2019

Begism 

The religion which knows every secret in the world, multiple presidents already follow this religion. They have to pray 3 times per day, so God Begi will show himself

1: Do you know my name?
2: Yes, your name is .....
3: How do you know?
4: Begi told me, follow Begism and you will too

Begism by MalcolmBegiuaerSmith March 19, 2023

begimay 

cuttest person. Person who have beautiful mind and big heart. Mostly girls. Take care of them, don't be silly

Cutipie Begimay

begimay by BdosZ May 28, 2017

bagism 

John Lennon and Yoko Ono's concept of a peaceful world.
If everyone wore a bag over them there wouldn't be anything to hate about them.

John : What’s Bagism? It’s like...a tag for what we all do, we’re all in a bag ya know, and we realised that we came from two bags, I was in this pop bag going round and round in my little clique, and she was in her little avant-garde clique going round and round, and you’re in your little tele clique and they’re in their...ya know? and we all sort of come out and look at each other every now and then, but we don’t communicate. And we all intellectualize about how there is no barrier between art, music, poetry... but we’re still all - I’m a rock and roller, he’s a poet... so we just came up with the word so you would ask us what bagism is, and we’d say WE’RE ALL IN A BAG BABY!

bagism by wwacker September 25, 2005

Bedism 

One worships their bed as if it was a "God".

P1: religion? Like catholic? Atheist? Christian?
P2:yeah, but bedism. My religion is bedism.
P1:mine is Buddhism.
P2:would you be interested in talking about my lords and saviors mattress, sheets, pillows, and blankets?

Bedism by Hawaiianlover12 May 15, 2018

Bagism 

A world where no one looks at your lifestyle, the color of your skin, or your gender to judge you, just like if everyone was covered with a bag.

John Lennon Started Bagism

Bagism by William Rutledge April 22, 2006

Benism 

n. a definition where one describes something using the same word, but in a different context.

From the popular meme "Sage Advice Ben"

Some examples:
"Brilliance is a sign of brilliance"
"Butt-sex is the butt-sex of sex"

A conversation:

Jim: Dude, don't cry!
Dave: I know, I look weak.
Jim: And as we know, weakness is a sign of weakness.
Dave: Such a Benism. *sob*

Benism by epausti March 15, 2013