Bebism 

The practice of being EXTREMELY gay, founded by Bebs

Fuckin bebism, turning str8 people gay

Bebism by SuckMe May 20, 2004

Wednesday Bubism

Wednesday Bubism is the act of partaking in what would seem to be an extravagant weekend outing on a Wednesday, in order to alleviate the pain of all the pressures that life throws at you. A central aspect of Wednesday Bubism, apart from getting intoxicated, is taking vast amounts of cocaine throughout the outing, with lines being referred to as 'pythons' due to their immense size.

Friend: 'Tough week, I need a break before I collapse.'
Friend 2: 'I feel you, what about some Wednesday Bubism?'
Friend: 'Say no more' *takes out bag filled with some ominous white powder, reminiscent of fish scales*

Wednesday Bubism by Yourpseudonymwillnotappear April 11, 2019

BoBism 

A Namibian religion focusing on the creation of the world by a single God who is a hybrid of the native animals.

Did you hear that Lasandra follows BoBism?

BoBism by Wubblu February 7, 2018

Bedism 

One worships their bed as if it was a "God".

P1: religion? Like catholic? Atheist? Christian?
P2:yeah, but bedism. My religion is bedism.
P1:mine is Buddhism.
P2:would you be interested in talking about my lords and saviors mattress, sheets, pillows, and blankets?

Bedism by Hawaiianlover12 May 15, 2018

Begism 

A religion for those who care not only about people but about objects. Their holy saying, Baymen, which is equivalent to what many know of as Amen. Although you may think it is some kind of joke, it is very much real. Their population growing everyday, currently at a little over 35 members they are welcoming all! You can be a begist and still remain what religion you currently hold. To learn more go to @the_religion_begism on instagram.

guy- have you heard of the religion begism?
girl- yea its awesome! I converted a few months ago

guy- yea you should follow their instagram @the_religion_begism
girl- already done, baymen!

Begism by begungandbegunjthelords January 26, 2019

Benism 

n. a definition where one describes something using the same word, but in a different context.

From the popular meme "Sage Advice Ben"

Some examples:
"Brilliance is a sign of brilliance"
"Butt-sex is the butt-sex of sex"

A conversation:

Jim: Dude, don't cry!
Dave: I know, I look weak.
Jim: And as we know, weakness is a sign of weakness.
Dave: Such a Benism. *sob*

Benism by epausti March 15, 2013

Bobism 

Bobism is where you worship the almighty BOB. You can believe Science for how the Big Bang Theory created life, and religion with all its stuff, but you must believe BOB, since he is the one puppeteering everything along they way, he is everything/everyone. He can appear in any form you wish for him to look like, since his true form is too powerful for mere mortals.

BOB is an acronym for Bible of BOB.

The rules for this cult/religion are the following.
1) MAKE MONEY FOR BOB
2) WORK HARD FOR BOB
3) HOUSE CLEAN FOR BOB
4) PRAY FOR BOB

The first rule is that you must make money to provide for the glory of BOB. It can be any amount, but you must provide to help your fellow followers.

The second rule is that you must work hard for BOB. The reason is you should always try your hardest to provide for the ones you love, be lazy for a bit, but still work hard to provide for you and BOB.

The third rule is that you must house clean for BOB. You can't actually visit BOB until you are a devote follower and die, but this rule is so you always keep a clean home/house since you can't be a good follower unless you clean up after yourself.

The fourth rule is that you must pray to BOB. Praying means asking for his holiness for some good fortune on your way through life, or specific things. BOB will always help his followers and those who he can sway into becoming his followers.

This is all I have to say, always remember everyone in Bobism is here for you, and share the gospel of BOB.

I don't really follow Christianity, but I support Bobism instead.

Bobism by Jaguar_Gamer6820 November 30, 2022