the religion who happened to be the first chritians until martin luther came with his head up his ass and tried to force the catholic church to ass and take out things out of the bible. even thought the bible has a warning on the back saying ne1 who adds or taked out of the bible will suffer the plagues that r fitured in the bible" thats y catholics think hes burning in catholics are christians for u dumbasses who dont believe so cuz the bible says that ne1 who believes jesus is the messiah is christian! and catholics believe so , so pull ur head out of ur ass!!!
ppl who insult catholics are hypocrites because u kno wat? u aint a good christian cuz the bible says respect all religions. heh u hypocrite.
by jennylovesean April 10, 2006
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The only religion where you can sin as much as you want and absolve yourself in time to do it all again the following week.
"Drunken orgy with nubile school girls and farm animals? Sure, I'm Catholic."
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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Someone who thinks they are better than anybody else because somebody told them so, and they read it in a book.
The Catholic Church is the "Only True Church" How arrogant can these people be?
What about Hundus, Islams, Protestants, Jews, Muslims, Shintos, and the rest of them? Are they all wrong? Are Babtists evil? Is being Episcopilian wrong because Mary isn't a Saint?
Who is right?
Why does the Catholic church proclaim supremacy? Did Jesus declare that?

Would Jesus wear a Rolex on his Television show?

Who seeks the truth?
by Wretchid March 16, 2006
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if you do that jesus will send your sinful ass to hell!
by b3n February 15, 2005
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A set of beliefs, practices, and rites irrationally maintained by ignorance of the laws of nature or by faith in magic or chance.
My Grandmother is so Catholic that whenever she loses at cards, she turns her Virgin Mary statue towards the wall. That'll show her.
by not named Michael February 3, 2005
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A term derived from the Greek words 'cathos' and 'licos'. Cathos refers to male genetelia, while licos refers to rapid tongue movement.
I don't want them Catholics anywhere near my children, especially my boys.
by Peter Long March 22, 2005
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