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A pun so bad that it makes your groan.
I was a hosting a wine and cheeze event and one of the people invited was complaining that she couldn't make it to the event.

My reply to her was:

Judy, quit being such a whiner.
/wink

*groan* Beyoism alert!
beyoism by Trospar February 8, 2008
Words you can keep
Bedoism is a religion of worshiping The great Bed. The great Bed is the Bed that you sleep on every night. When you go into a Bedroom do you sit in a chair, or on a desk? No. And there are so many good things you can do in a Bed. A Bed is just a great thing, and it's about time we give back. So people who are Bedodists have certain rituals and follow Book of Bed.
Child: "Is she Catholic?"
Parent: "No, honey! She's a Bedodist. She studies the practice of Bedoism."
Child: "Ohhh, mom I want to learn about "Bedoism "
Bedoism by Emma Chaput February 11, 2009
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the religious belief that beyonce is a god that came done to give us pleasure with her beautiful voice, and that when her mission is complete she will ascend to her thrown of gold
"James, im officially converting my religion to beyism, all hail Beyonce"
beyism by k.a31 April 11, 2015
A term coined by Parker Oilar (best known for founding Red&Blue&Vyond Studios) in late-2018. Named after a surreal YouTuber syahden bey (Who was known for his style of videos which inspired the style), It takes kids' media or logos from the mid-80s to the mid-2010s, and either replaces text (commonly every letter of the text) or objects in it with images of characters from kids' media or screenshots from said shows. The style of videos often contain a common effect found in Vegas Pro and Movie Maker called "Threshold". Syahden's style of videos inspired a user called "Phan Hoang Heip Productions" to do a similar one with Panzoid or Scratch, using Characters from non-Disney media, like MGM or Cartoon Network, Animaniacs screenshots (notably the famous song "Countries of the World" or pictures taken across Vietnam and the Vietnamese game show "The Kids Are Alright" rather than images from kids' media.
Beyism, so weird and humorus.
Beyism by ParkerOilar September 4, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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