Beeism
Beeism by _Kayleeeeee January 2, 2022
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Beerism
When you have mastered the art of beer consumption, to the point you are no longer an alcoholic, you are classed as a master of beerism.
Beerism by Orderofbeerism December 29, 2017
Bedism
P1: religion? Like catholic? Atheist? Christian?
P2:yeah, but bedism. My religion is bedism.
P1:mine is Buddhism.
P2:would you be interested in talking about my lords and saviors mattress, sheets, pillows, and blankets?
P2:yeah, but bedism. My religion is bedism.
P1:mine is Buddhism.
P2:would you be interested in talking about my lords and saviors mattress, sheets, pillows, and blankets?
Bedism by Hawaiianlover12 May 15, 2018
Begism
A religion for those who care not only about people but about objects. Their holy saying, Baymen, which is equivalent to what many know of as Amen. Although you may think it is some kind of joke, it is very much real. Their population growing everyday, currently at a little over 35 members they are welcoming all! You can be a begist and still remain what religion you currently hold. To learn more go to @the_religion_begism on instagram.
guy- have you heard of the religion begism?
girl- yea its awesome! I converted a few months ago
guy- yea you should follow their instagram @the_religion_begism
girl- already done, baymen!
girl- yea its awesome! I converted a few months ago
guy- yea you should follow their instagram @the_religion_begism
girl- already done, baymen!
Begism by begungandbegunjthelords January 26, 2019
Benism
n. a definition where one describes something using the same word, but in a different context.
From the popular meme "Sage Advice Ben"
From the popular meme "Sage Advice Ben"
Beersmear
Sara (to herself sitting on the toilet): arrrrrrrgggg this sucks, I drank way to many beers!
(Leaves bathroom)
Lenny to Sara: You ok? what the hell was going on in there?
Sara: Oh just the worst case of beersmear EVER
(Leaves bathroom)
Lenny to Sara: You ok? what the hell was going on in there?
Sara: Oh just the worst case of beersmear EVER
Beersmear by Buck Primrose February 19, 2009
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