Beeism

Beeism is the racism towards bees.

“Imagine being yellow” - this is beeism towards bees yellowness

by _Kayleeeeee January 2, 2022

Beerism

When you have mastered the art of beer consumption, to the point you are no longer an alcoholic, you are classed as a master of beerism.

“Adam, your such a piss head”
“ No I’m not I’m a master of beerism”

by Orderofbeerism December 29, 2017

Bedism

One worships their bed as if it was a "God".

P1: religion? Like catholic? Atheist? Christian?
P2:yeah, but bedism. My religion is bedism.
P1:mine is Buddhism.
P2:would you be interested in talking about my lords and saviors mattress, sheets, pillows, and blankets?

by Hawaiianlover12 May 15, 2018

Begism

A religion for those who care not only about people but about objects. Their holy saying, Baymen, which is equivalent to what many know of as Amen. Although you may think it is some kind of joke, it is very much real. Their population growing everyday, currently at a little over 35 members they are welcoming all! You can be a begist and still remain what religion you currently hold. To learn more go to @the_religion_begism on instagram.

guy- have you heard of the religion begism?
girl- yea its awesome! I converted a few months ago

guy- yea you should follow their instagram @the_religion_begism
girl- already done, baymen!

by begungandbegunjthelords January 26, 2019

Benism

n. a definition where one describes something using the same word, but in a different context.

From the popular meme "Sage Advice Ben"

Some examples:
"Brilliance is a sign of brilliance"
"Butt-sex is the butt-sex of sex"

A conversation:

Jim: Dude, don't cry!
Dave: I know, I look weak.
Jim: And as we know, weakness is a sign of weakness.
Dave: Such a Benism. *sob*

by epausti March 15, 2013

Benism

Fastest growing religion of 2020, made on discord. The leader is Benjamin Matthews Walmsley. The religion is pro lgbtq+ and pro choice. It is very easy to become a benist ; you just have to commit a series of arson related crimes over a 4 year time span. 😋

Benism is not a cult.

by Loonar May 5, 2020

Beersmear

The sputtering, semi-solid shits you take the next day after a long night of drinking beer.

Sara (to herself sitting on the toilet): arrrrrrrgggg this sucks, I drank way to many beers!
(Leaves bathroom)
Lenny to Sara: You ok? what the hell was going on in there?
Sara: Oh just the worst case of beersmear EVER

by Buck Primrose February 19, 2009