Bedism

One worships their bed as if it was a "God".

P1: religion? Like catholic? Atheist? Christian?
P2:yeah, but bedism. My religion is bedism.
P1:mine is Buddhism.
P2:would you be interested in talking about my lords and saviors mattress, sheets, pillows, and blankets?

by Hawaiianlover12 May 15, 2018

Begism

A religion for those who care not only about people but about objects. Their holy saying, Baymen, which is equivalent to what many know of as Amen. Although you may think it is some kind of joke, it is very much real. Their population growing everyday, currently at a little over 35 members they are welcoming all! You can be a begist and still remain what religion you currently hold. To learn more go to @the_religion_begism on instagram.

guy- have you heard of the religion begism?
girl- yea its awesome! I converted a few months ago

guy- yea you should follow their instagram @the_religion_begism
girl- already done, baymen!

by begungandbegunjthelords January 26, 2019

Benism

n. a definition where one describes something using the same word, but in a different context.

From the popular meme "Sage Advice Ben"

Some examples:
"Brilliance is a sign of brilliance"
"Butt-sex is the butt-sex of sex"

A conversation:

Jim: Dude, don't cry!
Dave: I know, I look weak.
Jim: And as we know, weakness is a sign of weakness.
Dave: Such a Benism. *sob*

by epausti March 15, 2013

Bedis

A person who likes to shit on people’s shitty or crazy ideas and rationalize everything, and always lets his insecurity beat him up.

Person 1: I’m thinking of jumping off the roof, and land on a trampoline.
Person 2: that’s a bad idea, you can get hurt in many ways.
Person 1: wow don’t be such a Bedis

by Chiko24 January 2, 2020

bedishah

Bedishah is word often used as an insult by agitated mothers towards there lazy sons in some Bengali/Bangladeshi cultures. It means "stupid" in English, not to be confused with Bidisha which is a girls name that means "Intelligent".

Person: Oi, Abu Bakkar you bedishah. You will do what I say
Abu Bakkar: "Matis na"

by Bedishah December 14, 2017

Benism

Fastest growing religion of 2020, made on discord. The leader is Benjamin Matthews Walmsley. The religion is pro lgbtq+ and pro choice. It is very easy to become a benist ; you just have to commit a series of arson related crimes over a 4 year time span. 😋

Benism is not a cult.

by Loonar May 5, 2020

Bedoism

Bedoism is a religion of worshiping The great Bed. The great Bed is the Bed that you sleep on every night. When you go into a Bedroom do you sit in a chair, or on a desk? No. And there are so many good things you can do in a Bed. A Bed is just a great thing, and it's about time we give back. So people who are Bedodists have certain rituals and follow Book of Bed.

Child: "Is she Catholic?"
Parent: "No, honey! She's a Bedodist. She studies the practice of Bedoism."
Child: "Ohhh, mom I want to learn about "Bedoism "

by Emma Chaput February 11, 2009