A guy who gets offended by a random Swede.
The individual doesn’t have to do anything negative, they just need to exist.
Swedish person:* Sends text* Good morning
Christian: *Leaves town*
by 00Terah00 April 26, 2019
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Someone who is tired of searching their name on the internet and recieving only religion-related results, overall an awesome person, extremely intelligent and attractive
Christian searched his name on Google and ended up on the website for a local church
by cvega1091 September 30, 2009
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Christian is what you call not a gorilla. Said human is infact attractive, and must stop saying that he is a gorrilla.
Christian, you are not a god damn gorilla
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A boy whose nice, kind, funny, cute, and himself. Who could ask for more? He'll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don't need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He's been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have him to guide you.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him.
When I see Christian bells ring like the sound of a moving truck backing up.
by Whitney Delia-Bria January 31, 2009
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Christian is someone who is smart and handsome. He is creative and very attractive. he is often good with the lady's. He is very athletic and funny. He is also a joy to have around.
Hey who's that attractive kid. Oh that's Christian
by smartnhandsome October 20, 2013
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A very dank meme who always know when it's a trap
Jeff: I got scammed yesterday :(

Bob: you should've asked Christian before signing up
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He is a really kind hearted person, and really easy to talk to. Anyone can go talk to him and he'll make them feel better. He's the friend anyone wants. He is cute and most girls like him, but yet doesn't have a girlfriend. Has a few close friends girls and boys. He is shorter than everyone else but he is still the best friend you could ever ask for:). Everyone loves Christian.
Christian is so nice. He's my best friend.
by Tapatony May 16, 2017
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