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Christian is one of a kind. Christian is insightful, extremely intelligent, caring, tenacious, and an innovator. Christian's caring heart may make you think that his empathy is endless, but beware, Christian will not be taken advantage of. Christian is a magnet of positive ions and energy that spreads to everyone who will acknowledge this fact. He has amazing dreams and goals that he will surely succeed at and excel. Christian's realism and matter-of-fact attitude may give you the idea that he isn't emotional, although he's a realist, he is capable of extremely deep and profound emotions and is fully secure in his masculinity, so he isn't afraid to show it. Christian's creativity will blow your face off if you ever witness it. Christian's smile will melt even the coldest of hearts, so bright and full of hope and joy. Christian's eyes will show you what it's like to gaze into a sea which is the brightest of greens and the deepest of blues at the same time. Beware- Don't gaze too long, otherwise you may find that you have stripped your clothes off and are standing there naked in the hopes of being ravished by Christian. He's a sexy beast. You will know when you meet Christian, because you'll know you just met an amazing person.

Note- Just because his name is Christian doesn't mean he is a believer in any specific faith.
Is that a sexy beast? Yeah, his name is Christian.
by Naill Ijr June 20, 2011
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Christian is someone who is always searching up his name on the internet and finds himself on a "HELP THE HOMELESS, BE A CHRISTIAN" website.
Christian googled his name and ended up on a church charity website.
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Someone who is tired of searching their name on the internet and recieving only religion-related results, overall an awesome person, extremely intelligent and attractive
Christian searched his name on Google and ended up on the website for a local church
by cvega1091 September 30, 2009
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Originally people who followed the teachings of Christ and his message of peace and toleration and acceptance of everyone rich or poor, man or woman, or any race. Throughout history some have abused this religion for their own selfish needs, False Prophets lieing to Christians and saying something is God's will when in reality it's their own. In turn this has hurt the religion some and its lost some of its followers. True Chrisitians tolerate everyone and try to teach the gospel of Christ to anyone who wants to learn or follow it. They believe in the Holy Trinity, which consists of God, Christ, and the Holy Ghost being three things while at the same time being one. Sort of like a cube is a cube but at the same time its also squares and also lines put together. True Christians try to help out their fellow man any way possible. Weather that be in the form of donations, food problems, medical help, or just needing a friend.
Mary: "Hey you want to go to the soup kitchen today with me and the other Christians from our church?"

John: "Sure"
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A boy whose nice, kind, funny, cute, and himself. Who could ask for more? He'll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don't need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He's been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have him to guide you.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him.
When I see Christian bells ring like the sound of a moving truck backing up.
by Whitney Delia-Bria January 31, 2009
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Christian is a guy unlike any other. He is the perfect combination of stereotypes in high school novels, the jock, the prom king, the joker and the player. The things that Christian values above all are honesty and cup size. Christian would win Love Island based solely on deluded god complex. His Love like his trust is finite, it is a resource only awarded to those who earn it. Christian has the ability to make any girl fall in love with him, even if that girl happens to be a high school chemistry teacher. He achieves this using a mixture of his irresistible charisma and surprising intelligence. The guy has the ability to achieve great things academically, but only of he got of his ass and stopped being so lazy. To conclude, you cant help but fall in love with a Christian, stay vigilant. It is important to know that if you dig deep enough and scrape away all the dickhead, Christian is actually a decent friend and person overall, plus, hes mad good looking which is a bonus.
Its prom night "Christian" is probably on the prowl
Don't mind "Christian" he means well
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