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When you're bedazzled by dong.
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015
Related Words

benedonk 

Smells bad , trash , just honestly say benedonk to anything
“you smell like hella benedonk “
“that shit we just smoked was some benedonk”
benedonk by benedonk December 31, 2019

Bunder Beeson 

A famous rapper in the 1920s, He was born in Massachusetts. He was famous for his first and only song "Bees in my knees". After that he got as much money as he could from the song and became a fisher for bees. He started his company Bunder Beeson fishing in 1932. He later died due to a stinging accident when he accidentally stung himself trying to become a Bee
Person 1:Let's call Jack Bunder Beeson
Person 2:Ok

Beendonehadit 

The response you get from a Black man after asking him if he lost something.
"Beendonehadit"

me: Yo, Dana where's that white scoop at; did you lose it?

him: naw, I been done had it.
Beendonehadit by 911wasaninsideyob September 8, 2009

bedongle 

To adorn or bejewel the penis or genital region of a man.

The male equivalent of vagazzle.
Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled!
bedongle by Bob Bedongle December 29, 2015

bedonkers 

Very, very large breasts. Usually belonging to Anime Girls.
dude you should watch ‘food wars’, the girls have huge bedonkers.”