Beedophile 

The act of molesting a dead bee.

Typically someone capable of coming across a dead bee and deciding to firstly stroke it's fur and then proceed to have thoughts of making a fur coat out of the poor insect.
Jack: Oh look there's a dead bee

Jill: Oh Jack, come and feel how smooth it's fur is....do you think this would make a good coat?

Jack: Stop being a Beedophile!

Beedophile by Royal Bee Protection Society July 12, 2012

Beedophile. 

Someone who is really really into bee keeping.

I have many bees, I'm a beedophile.

Beedophile. by MEMECHUEF April 29, 2019

Beardophile 

A person who enjoys stroking/touching other peoples beards.

You like to stroke beards, you beardophile!

Beardophile by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013

weedophile 

someone who hate wanks to weed pictures

matt is such a weedophile

weedophile by Owain Owjo August 26, 2017

Bidophile 

A voter whom supports and/or practices pedophelia.

There’s no way 80 million Bidophiles voted for him.

Bidophile by Old Wise E January 20, 2021

Bidophile 

Groper of little girls in public or presence of others. Usually done around other pedophiles who won't be shocked or alarmed. Child molester.

Hunter is a Bidophile just like his dad.

Bidophile by Sardean December 29, 2020

Beanophile 

(Alternatively: Fabophile)

1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.

It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"

A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true

Beanophile by Charlemagne1993 December 22, 2016