bedongle

To adorn or bejewel the penis or genital region of a man.

The male equivalent of vagazzle.

Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled!

by Bob Bedongle December 29, 2015

Bedoggler

Person; Someone who is incorrect due to their own stupidity or because they are unaware.

That one guy you might know is the biggest bedoggler because he submitted my word to urban dictionary and the idiot didn't even hear the word before I told him!

by Leigh5280 August 1, 2016

bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

bedangler

word used to describe a booger or piece of snot hanging within or from within the nostrils

She was glad she checked her look in the rearview mirror, because, sure enough, she had a very noticeable bedangler coming from her nose.

by CapableGirl July 15, 2006

Bodongle

To spread apart one's ass cheeks and bellow a folk song into one's rectum.

Marisa's ass cheeks were red raw after Henry bodongled into her rectum.

by DoogleLover July 22, 2012

befongle

verb: to mess with; to softy molest; to touch

I befongled your girlfriend behind the barn.
Please do not befongle me in front of my parents.

by JiLeet November 30, 2010

Bedonged

Has a penis

Did you watch that Lady Gaga video where it looks like she(?) is bedonged?

by Some Dude With a Penis September 1, 2009