bedongle Share definition Flag To adorn or bejewel the penis or genital region of a man.The male equivalent of vagazzle. Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled! bedongle by Bob Bedongle December 29, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the bedongle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch