wiped

Short for wiped out; really exhausted, to the point of not being able to move or function.
I spent too long at that party last night - man, am I wiped.
by house9 December 13, 2004
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wiped

An insult, usually refering to one's failure
(originates from fpsd)
Did I just get wiped? Ya bitch, you got your ass WIPED! or... Don't make me wipe you.
by Jeff April 15, 2004
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wiped

To do whatever someone tells you to, usual a guy that does whatever his girlfriend tells him to
person 1: damn that nigga is fine
person 2: yea but his got him wiped
by Fre$h April 01, 2005
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wiped

Being some ones bitch
by Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmone March 30, 2016
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wipe it

what to yell out (followed by the person's name) when someone you know lets rip with a very loud, watery fart in inappropriate surroundings
KENNY: (lets rip with a very loud, watery fart during the wedding ceremony)
CHRIS: (yells out from near the back) WIPE IT, KENNY!
by yorrick hunt January 09, 2009
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no-wipe

The healthiest of bowel movements requiring no use of toilet paper. Usually characterized by a corrugated surface and typically the product of a healthy diet.
Man I was glad to have a no-wipe this morning. My veggie diet and regular trips to the gym are really paying off!
by Moorebucks March 08, 2011
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Wipe

Something that weenies do after they take a dump.
Meagan: "Who wipes??"
Hannah: "NOT ME!"
Meagan: "Me either"
Hannah: "Obviously."
*Clyde walks in*
Meagan and Hannah "..."
Clyde: "I wipe..."
Meagan: "Ew."
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