bald prick 

Same as prick, but with no hair on their head.

Phil: OMG not that prick Tony again.
Luke: WTF he's bald!
Phil: A bald prick!

bald prick by Mike Oldcock (read it fast) March 28, 2009

Bald Headed Prick

A young boss who shaves their head bald in order to be more intimidating.

Often of Asian or South American descent, these guys have no real qualifications to supervise anyone but generally married into a business through a business owners sibling. Known for being completely worthless as supervisors, always covering their asses, scheduling recurring meetings they blow off, putting off annual reviews and being generally obnoxious. Much of the time on vacation, skipping work or generally fucking around, these guys are never around when you need them, and seem to always be around when you don't want them to be. They also tend to think they know more than people who worked years in a field do.

Mike: Did you see my damn boss Mark today? He finally scheduled my review!

Pete: No , and my Bald Headed Prick blew off our weekly meeting again this morning, they are probably trying to golf those fuckers!

Mike: Fuck em!

Bald Headed Prick by timmyv October 6, 2011

baldrick 

once apon a time there was a happy little sausage, who's name was baldrick, he lived happily ever after.

the end


( if you dont get it, go and borrow the dvd )

blackadder:whats your first name baldrick?
balders:could be soddoff sir..
blackadder:why?
balders:because when i used to introduce my self to the other kids when i was little, i would say " hello my name is baldrick !", and they would say "we know... sodoff baldrick !"

baldrick by bob ! December 29, 2003

Baldrick 

Noun: From the popular character Baldrick in Britis sitcom Blackadder. Baldrick's defining feature is a kind of innocent stupidity. Therefore, someone who makes honest mistakes on a regular basis might be described as a baldrick"

"Blackadder:Baldrick, what are you doing?
Baldrick: I'm carving something on this bullet sir.
Blackadder: I see. And What are ou carving?
Baldrick: I'm carving Baldrick sir.
Blackadder:Why?
Baldrick: Well, you know how they say that somewhere out there, there's a bullet with yur name on it, I thought if I owned thee hullet with my name on it I'd be safe, because I'll never shoot myself...
Blackadder: really? Pity...
Baldrick:...and the chances of there being two bulletes with my name on are very slim indeed."

Anyone capable of this kind of idiocy is a potential baldrick.

Baldrick by Sam Baynham November 28, 2003

baldrick 

1: A sash-like belt usually for holding a sword, or in later years magazines/pouches of gunpowder

2: Scruffy, dimwitted and diminutive sidekick of various incarnations of Edmund Blackadder from the BBC comedy of the same name noted for his 'cunning plans'. Played by the actor Tony Robinson

3: anyone who resembles said character

Who's that little git over there?
Oh, thats the office "Baldrick"...OI Baldrick coffee, 2 sugars!

baldrick by Kynth March 22, 2008

baldrick 

The only thing to have been in the Blackadder family longer than Syphilis.

"Baldrick, I suggest you make the explanation you are about to give phenomenally good."
"You said 'Get the door.' "
"Not good enough, you're fired."

baldrick by The Alsatian October 27, 2015

Saint Baldrick's 

An event involving completely shaving one's head, be it to support a cure for cancer or just for the lulz. It takes place around the time of Saint Pat's day.

Can also be used as a verb.

I plan to shave my head for Saint Baldrick's Day.

or

Johnny: Dude, I just Saint Baldricks'd!

Gaby: I'm gonna miss your epic hair...

Saint Baldrick's by ChingChongPotato March 11, 2010