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A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power
Wow, you’re so powerful, you’ve got about 1% of bald martin’s power
by Prophet Of Martin March 09, 2019
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my father who went for the milk and never came back
and a god amond us
morgz challenge team bald sudjfvgbgtefrdsscf team bard for life bald martin is sexy beast
by Team Bald 4 lyfe October 14, 2019
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Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek
Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha
by The truth giver December 17, 2019
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Jesus in human form. Married a nonce.
Bald Martin is our saviour
by Rain Katie December 07, 2019
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Morgan Hudson’s real dad he has a ginormous peen and probs has cancer .
Person 1:Bald Martin has a big Willy person 2:definitely
by Fat Morgz October 03, 2019
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Very bald and is a solid bloke so don’t mess with
What’s for dinner BALD MARTIN

BEANZ AND BURGERS
by JaMeSsPlIfF November 12, 2019
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The GNOAT (the greatest nonce of all time) Also a synonym for god and Morgan Hudson’s dad
Bald Martin and Stephen Tries like little kiddies
by AdamJohnson123 November 10, 2019
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