Syphilis is a STI, it’s not a Greek titan with a similar name ,Sisyphus.
“Who had to roll the boulder up the mountain?”-teacher

“I think it was syphilis”-some student
“OMG”- the whole class and the teacher
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A particularly nasty STD, that in later stages causes infertility, leads to your pubes falling out and eventually insanity and death. Friedrich "God is dead" Nietzsche, the German philosopher, caught this from a whore and died. Very common in the midle ages, particularly among the nobility of France. Can be covered up, externally, by a merkin. The US government conducted secret tests on African-Americans in the 30's to see how likely you were to die from syphilis. The Tuskegee Syphilis Experiments didn't end until the 1970's.

I didn't use a condom when I had sex with that whore and now I have tertiary syphilis, which is making me CRAZY! This is some bad news for my poor wang.
by me oh my December 5, 2005
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The classiest of STDs. One is said to see a bow-tie on this STD when examined under a microscope.
"That hoe is so classy she must have syphilis".
by Matt Van Natta September 16, 2010
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Matt Jannsens had sex with some hog (ashley nutting) and contracted Syphilis. Word.
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Our only hope for weeding out the heathens.
Oops, Bainemo made a naughty!
by Bainemo August 16, 2004
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The end outcome of being a cheating loser who likes the sound of their own voice too much.
Wow, he had a nice girlfriend and now he has syphilis
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Originally from the word Phil and phillis ( philis ). A word often referred to by Abe and people who say wurp and churpsin’. From Chinnor, Oxfordshire,

usually communicated by sexual intercourse.

But its ok because its highly unlikely that you will catch this STD while performing the philis . So keep going!
Ahhhh try the philis she can’t get syphilis! She’ll love it! Wurp!
by I.M Anderson April 26, 2004
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