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The dumbest guy i now, very uncoordinated and tumbles a lot . Will be there when you need them. Very harsh but kind.
Man this guy is dumb atonio is very funny but fails a lot
atonio by Trashmonkey May 6, 2021
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Antonio browned 

The act of getting Spartan kicked or drop kicked by someone to the ground at full force.
Bob: this girls tits were popping out of class today bro!
Max: pics or it didn't happen
Bob: If I took a picture she would've Antonio browned me!
Antonio browned by Saints4life September 8, 2014

antonio fernandez carriedo

A handsome Spaniard filled with passion! Has a love for Tomatoes and Lovino Vargas. He is warm hearted and can't see the situation of the air. He can be Dim witted at time....most of the time, but he will always come around when you need him. His best friends Gilbert and Francis always call themselves the Bad touch trio
Lovino Vargas-Get away from me you tomato loving Bastard! I don't have time for you and your stupid friends! Antonio Fernandez Carriedo Stop Chasing me!
Antonio also referred to as Tony is the most amazingly extraordinary person you will ever come across if your even lucky enough to meet one. Tony is super outgoing but can be shy at times once you get to know him he’ll make you laugh til you cry. Antonio is the greatest most best friend anyone could ever ask for, He will be your shoulder to cry, never leave you hanging, and will be there for you no matter what. He will treat the girl he loves like a Princess and if you happen to be the one he falls for let me just say you are single handily the luckiest Girl in the universe. You will fall in love with his overwhelming and heart-stopping personality There’s no argument about it. His Beautiful Brown eyes are breathtaking.. will make the earth stop spinning you’ll get lost in them, The truth is you’ll be able to stare into them for an eternity. If you ever have the chance to say hi or befriend an Antonio don’t blow it.. Because he truly is stunningly perfect.. His Charm will put you under a Spell.. He’ll Change your Life, Forever
Oh Snap is that Tony?!
Antonio Invited me to the Movies Yesterday!!
Antonio by Stitch:D July 10, 2018

San Antonio Breakfast Salad 

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.
Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

Antonio Garza 

A roblox queen who loves minions. She is also a boss at fortnite. Her makeup skills are bomb even tho jeffree star unfollowed on twitter.🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
You: How do you like Antonio Garza?
Me: Not today sweetie.
Antonio Garza by antoniolover123 August 16, 2018

Antonio Miller 

Antonio Miller directed the fablous song dear dumb diary by his to sons Karishma and Karishmar also know as double take. He made the famous catchphrase with his partner tyga the " WOah WOah WOOOOAHHHH ''''YEah Yeah YEaaahhhhhhh'' guy, the catch phrase was "no shit sherlock " and " imma snatch up your dude", and lastly " your the only ten i see" Antonio Miller blew up the internet was the line " is your name hannah montanna? Cause imma montanna your Hannah." \

His niece Yann Famego My Eggo had an obbsessive crush on nephew Jenna Ortega. She filled a restraining order on him and he was sentenced to 50 yeaars in prison for uncontrolable peeing in shower while eating ketchup flavored Cereal.

But the doctors said it's fine ( they lied)

Are you sure you're supposed to be
Reading someone else's diary?
It might be time to stop and think
‘Cause I wrote this down in poison ink
It could be a little secret ‘bout Isabella
You really shouldn't know it, so just don't tell her
Just let your mind slip into a comfortable numbness
But never underestimate your own dumbness

Antonio Miller is a director famous for songs.
Antonio Miller can be used in the way of Antonio my miller
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“No way, is that cake?”
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