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assmin by and i oop karen May 27, 2021
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assninja
One who is stealthy like a ninja, jumping from one ass to another (usually raping them, usually a gay ninja too).
They could be a figurative assninja, or a real gay ass ninja!
The latter would dress up as a ninja, with stars and everything, and perform ass sex with kunais, advanced forms of taijutsu, ninjutsu and genjutsu.
They are to be feared when they possess a sharingan!
They could be a figurative assninja, or a real gay ass ninja!
The latter would dress up as a ninja, with stars and everything, and perform ass sex with kunais, advanced forms of taijutsu, ninjutsu and genjutsu.
They are to be feared when they possess a sharingan!
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asimina
the name of the best person i have ever met in my entire life. she is the sweetest most respectful girl you will ever meet. and if you run across an asimina then you know you are running across the greatest girl in the world. and if by chance you happen to catch her heart never let it go and never ever injure it.
asimina by sorrymoobah September 25, 2011
asmin
asmin by phatroachh August 25, 2020
ASSING AROUND
ASSING AROUND by VINNY TUFANO December 25, 2007
assmibilate
Verb. (derived from the root word SMIB) After living in St Mary's County in Southern Maryland for some length of time, you decide to conform or adjust to the customs, attitudes, traditions, style, etc. of Southern Maryland and the people that live there (refer to "SMIB"). For example: Drinking 10oz cans of beer, the game cornhole, throwing horseshoes, softball (AKA "ball"), The Tiki Bar, own a boat/RV, driving slow in the left lane, believe that more tattoos are better, have an "In Loving Memory" memorial on the back window of your vehicle, or put Old Bay seasoning on everything.
Used to describe when people not born in Southern Maryland have learned to appreciate the finer points of St. Mary's County.
Used to describe when people not born in Southern Maryland have learned to appreciate the finer points of St. Mary's County.
assmibilate by OP1 March 5, 2013
Assinaise
Where's the lube? Gotta go to the fridge and use the next best thing - Mayonaise
Mayonaise + Lube = Assinaise
Mayonaise + Lube = Assinaise
Assinaise by Astam Outh August 19, 2009
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