Assinaise

Using Mayonaise in place of lubricant

Where's the lube? Gotta go to the fridge and use the next best thing - Mayonaise

Mayonaise + Lube = Assinaise

Assinaise by Astam Outh August 19, 2009

Assinite 

the act of being an asshole, rude and or obnoxious.

Dude just cut me off in traffic! Assinite!

Assinite by Bamarama March 21, 2010

Assinated

When someone just gets absolutely destroyed in anything (game,sport,activity,etc.)

YO THIS MAN JUST GOT ASSINATED!

Assinated by Biggiely August 10, 2018

Assinine 

How an idiot spells "asinine".

Only an idiot would thumb up the previous definitions depicting "assinine" as a proper word.

Assinine by Nsifhsuifh November 17, 2009

Assinine 

Stupid, dim-witted, pointless

"This biology homework is so assinine."

Assinine by yeah, whatever November 15, 2003

Assinate 

The action of blowing a fart in some poor unsuspecting persons face. Usually by accident.

"I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me."

"OMG! I just assinated your mom!"

Assinate by Mylogylo August 21, 2008

ASSinine 

Something so stupid it makes a person look like a complete ass, despite whatever misguided good intentions they believe they have.

getting involved in political discussions on the internet is a great way to be shown to be ASSinine.

ASSinine by MikeMullin February 29, 2008