Assinaise

Using Mayonaise in place of lubricant

Where's the lube? Gotta go to the fridge and use the next best thing - Mayonaise

Mayonaise + Lube = Assinaise

by Astam Outh August 19, 2009

Assinite

the act of being an asshole, rude and or obnoxious.

Dude just cut me off in traffic! Assinite!

by Bamarama March 21, 2010

Assinated

When someone just gets absolutely destroyed in anything (game,sport,activity,etc.)

YO THIS MAN JUST GOT ASSINATED!

by Biggiely August 10, 2018

Assinine

How an idiot spells "asinine".

Only an idiot would thumb up the previous definitions depicting "assinine" as a proper word.

by Nsifhsuifh November 17, 2009

Assinine

Stupid, dim-witted, pointless

"This biology homework is so assinine."

by yeah, whatever November 15, 2003

Assinate

The action of blowing a fart in some poor unsuspecting persons face. Usually by accident.

"I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me."

"OMG! I just assinated your mom!"

by Mylogylo August 21, 2008

ASSinine

Something so stupid it makes a person look like a complete ass, despite whatever misguided good intentions they believe they have.

getting involved in political discussions on the internet is a great way to be shown to be ASSinine.

by MikeMullin February 29, 2008