Assminmint 

Giveing permission to do anything with some ones butt

Bin: can I have a assminmint
Joe:I give you permission to do anything with my butt

Assminmint by Howdy238 July 12, 2020

assministrator 

One who ministers asses.

Joey: "Hey man, look at those fine asses!"
Bob: "gheh nice..."
Joey: "OMG and THOSE asses, wow nice! Still... the ones over there are quite poor."
Bob: "You are a true assministrator."

assministrator by stevegek2 November 4, 2009

assministration

ass-min-eh-stray-shun
noun.

1. A collected division of parasites claiming to benefit its host, but in reality made up of a collection of Prime Ministers of the land of Ass.

2. Any US Federal Government Agency.

If only the Obama Assministration were capable of accomplishing something without stealing 30% of the income from 310 million people at gunpoint.

assministration by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012