retire

To leave an established Internet forum (usually after getting annoyed with the influx of n00bs) and join a fledgling alternative forum to talk bollocks and moan about life, the universe and everything.
He couldn't stand the n00bs asking which chip is better, so he decided to retire.
by TheBrit March 07, 2005
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retire

the refreshing act of dissmissing a dumb ass guy who has proven himself a waste of your time. deleting his number,and completley kicking him out of your life in a matter of minuites.
Me-"Wow i didnt know how much of a player patrick was untill he tryed to get with me AND my best friend."

Jackie-"What a cocky loser." "He's Retired"
by LauraKatelyn August 05, 2007
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retire

what men do what the die,

and what women do when they get married,
by bryan_thrax October 05, 2008
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Retirement

A myth. Something hard working people look forward to all their working lives, only to be disappointed by the fact that they can't afford to live off there substantially small pensions for the rest of their lives.
(Thursday afternoon)
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred
by billzilla October 06, 2010
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retireation

Retireation is the process of retiring and being on full time vacation.

I’m in retireation since my company gave me the golden handshake!
I’m in retireation mode since my company gave me the golden handshake!

Life is better under the Sun when you are in retireation.
by PKMoore June 17, 2019
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retirement

throwing away a machine or human after it is decided that they are so worn out or used up that there is no value left. the human gets a small pension that is not enough to live on, the machine is junked.
retirement like death comes to us all.
by knowman February 22, 2009
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Retiritis

"Mrs. Clark is suffering from retiritis and using all 30 of her personal days in one year, " frowned the principal.
by Red Baron 2017 April 29, 2016
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