assministrator 

One who ministers asses.

Joey: "Hey man, look at those fine asses!"
Bob: "gheh nice..."
Joey: "OMG and THOSE asses, wow nice! Still... the ones over there are quite poor."
Bob: "You are a true assministrator."

assministrator by stevegek2 November 4, 2009

Mr. Administrator 

When you continue to live in the 1950s and assume any person(s) with certain administrative privileges, including but not limited to Facebook groups, must be only of the male sex.

Mr. Administrator, why do you remove all posts on this topic?

Mr. Administrator by Mr. Administrator June 22, 2020

School Administrator 

School administrators are something rarely seen outside of captivity. They are glorified half-retarded paper-pushers who feel that they are making a difference when in fact all they are doing is making everyone frustrated and slightly constipated at the sheer though of all their bullshit. It is socially, morally, and ethically acceptable to shun said beasts and laugh at them when in the presence of third parties. As of the present, there is no definite cure to their insufferable bitchiness; however, a sharp blow to the back of the head with a large bat or similar instrument seems to be effective.

When Kenny was forced to confront a school administrator, the bane of the entire world's existence, he chose to commit Hari Kari in a futile attempt to avoid being prison raped by the admins presence.

School Administrator by Mac___Crazy August 10, 2010

Systems Administrator 

A member of the IT department that handles desktops, servers, network, network security and phone systems. Pretty much any hardware and standard software. Usually given so many tasks that random shit that has nothing to do with his job is given to him. Pretty much the company whipping boy.

Big wig 1: The toaster is broken.

Big wig 2: Whoa whoa whoa! It's like your talkin Chinese! Ask the systems administrator to fix it!

Systems Administrator by Itwasnotme February 4, 2010

Nazi Administrators 

Evil overlords of computerized activity. Will ban just about anyone they don't like, even if they follow the rules flawlessly. Nazi administrators are generally megalomaniacs whos lust for power overwhelms all sense of judgement, which ends up resulting in terrifying abuse of admin powers. Examples of Nazi administrators can be found at the forums of Sonic HQ, and even here, where the Nazi administrators compulsively delete definitions by request of their other Nazi contacts.

Nazi Admin: Sieg heil!
Innocent person: What?
Nazi Admin: That's it, you're banned!

Nazi Administrators by somebody April 22, 2004

Administrator 

The person who is the man and the woman of the forum or site. They can do anything, use the ban hammer on members if necessary, is a global moderator, and even edit user profiles, and much, much more. Sometimes, with money, you can do a lot of other things, like buy to turn off ads, etc.

Administrators have all the power, but, if you are an admin, please do not abuse your power, especially when using the ban hammer.

Administrator by MisaTange July 6, 2009

wikipedia administrator

Someone who weighs twice as much as a car and has no life. They go around undoing actually constructive edits while forcing a political agenda onto pages.

Constructive person: I just fixed a minor spelling error and added a new bit of sourced information.

Wikipedia administrator: Acktuayayally no, you cannot do that and I'm a wikipedia administrator. Your post was vandalism, triggered me, and didn't align with my political views even though your statement was completely factual and well-sourced. You have been issued a warning.

wikipedia administrator by Dr. Steppon-Legho May 23, 2021