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assminer 

Derogitory term for a homosexual. Alternatively, anyone who partakes in activities involving inserting objects into the rectum.
Larry never dates females because he is an assminer.
assminer by J_AK December 8, 2006
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the act of using your fingers to dig around in someones ass looking for shit, then scooping out the shit and eating it. ass miner. usually inplyimg both parties are gay men.
john inserts his finger into jeff's ass and scoops out some shit, then john eats it. john is an ass miner. jeff is the ass mine.
ass miner by dark bud December 2, 2009
to mine an ass. a possible insult.
you're such an ass miner, that you've got enough corn to feed poland.
Ass miner by vin. December 7, 2004

assmirer 

(N.) Someone who admires your ass.
"Hey look, you've got an assmirer!
assmirer by Salakau March 2, 2017
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026