assing

to ass, or to kick ass (as in a game or other happening)

YO, we are so ASSING you in the game tomorrow.

by Victoria Reyes November 20, 2006

assing

Acting like an ass.

Man that customer I just got off the phone with was really assing.

by scm21st November 10, 2009

assing

When the car behind you is literally on your ass!

That car is totally assing me!!!

(I hate it when this happens. & no, I don't even drive slow!!)

by Anonymous_Lady February 04, 2010

assing

A marching band hazing ritual whereby, upon first performance of an incorrect note, a new band member's face is rubbed in the bare buttocks of another member.

That new sousaphonist has such an assing coming to him!

by bB October 20, 2005

assing

some one...who is..jacking around..and shit

dude...quit assing around.

by Ash September 25, 2004

Ass to Ass

Originally coined by the ever-excitable Uncle 'Ass-to-Ass' Hank in the movie Requiem For a Dream upon seeing two naked girls insert a large dildo in their rectums and then 'push it real good', the usage of this phrase soon became so widespread that it became a universal reply to any question, situation or insult.

Would would you like for breakfast?

ASS TO ASS!

Where shall we go on holiday this year?

ASS TO ASS!

What should we do if the stairwell catches fire?

ASS TO ASS!

You are such a dick, Mr Murphey.

ASS TO ASS!

I hear that penuts are extinct in certain mountainous areas of Paraguay.

ASS TO ASS!

You're acting like a certain child who was here recently.

ASS TO ASS!

I'm gonna pwn you, n00b.

ASS TO ASS!

Surely that's enough, now.

ASS TO ASS!

by Nielzor October 03, 2006

ASS ASS ASS

When someone with tourettes has an ass-twitch

Tourettes Guy: ASS ASS ASS

by asssburgers December 27, 2009