Mayonaise

A very effective instrument.

Patrick: Is Mayonaise an instrument?

Squidward: No Patrick, Mayonaise is not an instrument.

by Tickle Pickle Fish December 13, 2018

Mayonaise

Mayonaise is made of the salted soliders of eqyptian men. It can attributed to personalities of many american hero's. Such as Stephen King, Rick Moranis, and christina aguilara also, they can all be attributed to mayonaise

Bloody pussy farts exploded on my sisters mangina i licked it off and when i felt the smell sting my nostrills, i vomited, and it looked like mayonaise.

by Brave Little Toaster June 02, 2009

Mayonaise

You think this isn't milk, it basically is. Rawr XD.

Put some mayonaise on that sandwich.
Mayonaise: That weird shit

by Mayonaise God February 11, 2018

mayonaise

What the Dutch put on french fries instead of ketchup.

I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.

by bohdave April 28, 2005

mayonaise

one of the best songs by the smashing pumpkins

Fool enough to almost be it, cool enough to not quite see it doomed Pick your pocket full of sorrow, run away with me tomorrow june - mayonaise

by smashingpumpkinsrule November 09, 2012

mayonaise

Slang for semen or ejaculate

She absolutely has a taste for Tod's mayonaise

by creamy j March 21, 2007

mayonaise

should be eaten with every meal

mayonaise is my second favourite white sauce.

by wins April 14, 2011